Kamala Harris offers relationship advice
LEX18 News | 12/26/2025During an appearance on the “Rich Little Brokegirls” podcast, former Vice President Kamala Harris offered up some advice for single people looking to meet a partner:
“There are different phases in your life. Depending on what phase you’re in, maybe you’re going to choose that you want to have that kind of Friday night relationship or you want that Sunday morning relationship…be in those phases where you are having fun. Be in those phases where you have a sense of I just want something more.”
Thanks, all I needed was more Kamala Word Salad🥗 🤮
Which reminded me that the only new year resolution I’m definitely going to be able to keep.. is to keep being a Non Vegetarian.
Hire ugly nannies.
“Be in the phrases of your life, through all the phases of your life, then your life will be in phase with your phrases, so what you say is what you are. You want to be in sync with your psyche, psyche-synced, matching your sense of self with your self-sense, using your senses to make sense of what you sense…”
Golly Mr. Bob, you use your tongue better than a $20 whore.
Yeah, but I charge a lot more…
Kamala:
“I didn’t make any new year resolutions because I’m a slut but my motto is – “Never leave a good nut laying on the ground.” 🥜
Such As …
“Shut up and eat it!!!!”
“When ugly and disgusting, and in a post turtle position of authority, find an ignorant married loser and put him on the taxpayer-funded payroll at far more than he is worth, he must also have similar gutter ethics and lie as much as humanly possible, and then . . .” My mistake, you said Kamala Harris, not Fani Willis. Harris would have slowed down at “ignorant married loser.”
It’s better to give than to receive. Except for penicillin.
You want a mansion on the hill? Work that drive-through honey, it’ll come your way.
Momma told me to not talk with my mouth full and 50 years of incoherence got me to glubbagooboobrinjapindaroo.
“Invest in quality knee pads.”