GOP pol charged with DUI allegedly tells cops he drinks and drives to cope with ‘anxiety’
NY Post | 12/31/2025 | Alex OliveiraA Wyoming lawmaker arrested for drunken driving told cops he boozed it up behind the wheel to cope with “anxiety,” authorities said.
Bill Allemand, a Republican in the Wyoming House of Representatives, was pulled over in Buffalo when officers spotted him driving erratically around 12:30 p.m. Sunday, according to a police report obtained by WyoFile.
An open can of beer was found in the front-seat cupholder next to Allemand, while four unopened cans were found in the passenger seat — and there was even a loaded handgun in the seat alongside him.
“[Allemand] admitted that he drinks while driving for anxiety,” police wrote, adding that the lawmaker told them he had downed two beers just 15 minutes before police stopped him.
“I had to drive – I’m too drunk to walk. “
“If your life was like this, you’d drink this way. Also, if you drink this way, your life would be like this. Works both ways.”
Sure it might look like a can of PBR on the outside, but it identifies as piss.
“I’m doing this as research for legislation to reduce interactions with law enforcement … how’m I doing so far?”
It’s the only thing proven to help cope with the potentially disorienting and physically unpleasant effects of matter transference.
I’m pining for Gertrude.
On Susquehanna’s side, fair Wyoming!
Although the wild-flower on thy ruin’d wall,
And roofless homes, a sad remembrance bring,
Of what thy gentle people did befall;
Yet thou wert once the loveliest land of all
That see the Atlantic wave their morn restore.
Sweet land! may I thy lost delights recall,
And paint thy Gertrude in her bowers of yore,
Whose beauty was the love of Pennsylvania’s shore!
And undoubtedly lost.
As a conservative, I’m all about supporting conservation:
https://www.gtnpf.org/award-winning-brew-to-benefit-snake-river/
I’m thinking that Snake River Ale would be excellent to chase my Rattlesnake Tequila down.
Guy with fully self driving car:
“Officer, I’m not driving the car the car is driving itself.”
“Eureka! I’ve done it, officer! Don’t you see? The sixth beer can — it’s gone, in a quantum entanglement!”
Officer:
“Since I’ve got a top-o-the-line Eureka Vacuum Cleaner also I’m going to let you off the hook this time. It sucks better than Monica.”
“Just doing a little goat hunting, officer. What else is there to do after 10 in Wyoming, anyhoo?”
I drink to forget.
Forget what?
I don’t remember.
Look after dealing with people I do all day, anybody would need a beer when they get home. But this is NYC traffic. I can’t wait that long.