Iran gives flimsy excuse why its probably gay and injured new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei hasn’t been seen
NY Post | 3/27/26 | David Propper
Iran gives flimsy excuse why its probably gay and injured new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei hasn’t been seen
NY Post | 3/27/26 | David Propper
… he subbed in for Sue Storm when she had a cold & couldn’t make it to work. Turns out it was an eventful day…
Reasons Why Iran’s Supreme Leader Hasn’t Been Seen: …
He got desperate and had to eat the gas station Kabob Koobideh. 🤢
He is busy in an underground bunker with his few remaining generals trying to come up with some humorous “New Rules for Football” SLoTD entries for next Saturday.
“Okay, Okay, I got one… what if they can only pass to the strikers if their shorts are higher than their fingertips? Oh, and the goalies must rub baby oil on their chests once per period. I did say it’s shirt’s vs. skins right”?
Could be just coincidence, but his twelve year old wife was seen making an appointment for him at a Tehran funeral home earlier today.
Reasons Why Iran’s Supreme Leader Hasn’t Been Seen: …
He took driving lessons from Tiger Woods.
The Tiger Woods Driving Learing Skool is raking in millions!
Is it just a coincidence that they started accepting 12 year old boys into the IRGC?
Reasons Why Iran’s Supreme Leader Hasn’t Been Seen: …
He was pretending to be Wade Boggs.
…it turns out that he had something to do with the demise of John Wick’s dog…
He’s dead, Jim.
He got lessons from John Cena.
He received a cloak of invisibility.
He painted himself day-glow orange with purple trim, then created an SEP field around himself.
He’s under a pile of bodies, in Boy George’s bathroom.
CIA still thinks that was a Campbells tomato soup commercial.
Quotas call for six more black and two South American dictators this news cycle.
Busy on Ancestry.com searching for his Jewish roots.
New career aspirations ended when he was gunned down in Detroit while trying to find a rhyme for ayatollah.
Last seen riding a missile towards Washington DC but it is rumored they settled down in San Francisco.
You have to wonder how many ayatollahs could possibly have had dirt on Hillary Clinton.
I can’t imagine why Iran’s supreme leader hasn’t been seen. I heard business is booming over there! Iranian media describes it as explosive growth! Acme stock is going through lots of roofs!
He ‘fell’ off the top of one of the last tall buildings in Tehran….
Ayatollahs don’t fall off buildings, buildings fall on ayatollahs.
…he’s pining for the fjords.
Shacking up with Jimmy Carter.