Straight Line of the Day: If You Could Just Do That First Date Over Again … Posted by Oppo on 12 May 2026, 12:00 pm
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If You Could Just Do That First Date Over Again … I would have lower expectations. Reply to this comment
Trust more, and trust less the wisdom of Crocodile Dundee and Austin Powers, or those dodgy X-Ray Specs. Reply to this comment
…I would have been firmer with her ( she was too darned ticklish!)…
… who am I kidding- I never stood a chance with her…
You accidentally put your “Caption This!” submission in the “Straight Line of the Day” queue.
… today you might be paying child support.
If You Could Just Do That First Date Over Again …
I would have lower expectations.
Trust more, and trust less the wisdom of Crocodile Dundee and Austin Powers, or those dodgy X-Ray Specs.