Soccer is why there’s so many more mentally ill people in every country on earth except the USA. It’s been proven that head – bunting the soccer ball can cause long term brain damage. What about American football you say? Well..only 1.8% of the US population has ever played contact football or soccer. 83.7% of all people in other countries have played soccer and are on the path to mental illness. The bright side? Females in other countries never show symptoms of menopause due to the brain damage from playing soccer over-riding it.
Soccer is why there’s so many more mentally ill people in every country on earth except the USA. It’s been proven that head – bunting the soccer ball can cause long term brain damage. What about American football you say? Well..only 1.8% of the US population has ever played contact football or soccer. 83.7% of all people in other countries have played soccer and are on the path to mental illness. The bright side? Females in other countries never show symptoms of menopause due to the brain damage from playing soccer over-riding it.
European: Your American Baseball is soooooo booooring!
Also European: Real Football (i.e. Soccer) is the best sport in the world!
Me:……
Baseball may be boring but at least we don’t have to chant constantly through it to stay awake.