Link of the Day: It’s Like a Crazy Supervillain Scheme, Except It Actually Worked

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

Fizzled Out: Why Coca-Cola Purposely Designed a Soft Drink to Fail

I’m trying to figure out what the political equivalent of Tab Clear is. I think it may be Donald Trump to Hillary’s Crystal Pepsi

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