It’s Independence Day, so you know our country has been on my mind today.
What’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread, and the floor is open.
Who wants to start?
It’s Independence Day, so you know our country has been on my mind today.
What’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread, and the floor is open.
Who wants to start?
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
13 Rules for Displaying the American Flag
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[Plastic Pollution: How Humans are Turning the World into Plastic] (Viewer #1,562,897)
This one amuses me, because after laying out the problem in stark terms, then noting that any of the popular “solutions” are worse than the actual problem, they end by claiming it’s important to keep pushing for the stupid solutions.
HA!
Anyway, my favorite part was the comparison between plastic bags and reusable cloth bags. Made me smile and laugh in a way that environmentalists would probably claim was “mean”.
And they’d be right.
Finally, help me out, old people… wasn’t the original pitch for plastic bags that they were cheaper, lighter, and took up less room in landfills than paper bags?
They used to be the responsible choice, as I recall…
I was a member of a union when I had a job at a supermarket as a teenager. They took 5 dollars out of every paycheck and I remember them sending me a newsletter listing a bunch of bad thing about Bob Dole and good things about Bill Clinton.
I wasn’t a card carrying member of the union, though, as I lost my card đ
Can just see a union rep reading about the Supreme Court decision in the paper, the cigar falling from his mouth and bouncing off his belly.
The Supreme Court seems really inefficient. They have to write these long opinions to dominate the news cycle while all trump has to do is tweet.
If I had to guess, I think Cocaine Mitch delayed the replacement of Scalia because he could and will stop the replacement of Kennedy from being delayed also because he can.
If the left are still worried that over 40 years later that Roe v. Wade could overturned at any moment, maybe they should try and pass an abortion amendment to the Constitution.
Not sure what the text of that should be.
Amendment 28: ABORTIONS FOR ALL!
Amendement 28: None of the rights listed here should be construed as applying to the dreaded enemy of casual sex: Babies!
I’m not one of those “Look at me drink from my mug of liberal tears” guys, but I tried to get coffee today and all they had was an abundance of liberal tears.
I always drink my coffee black, so it was a little too sweet for me.
CONS: “Look at us own the libs with our new supreme court justice!”
NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICE: “Owning the libs is unconstitutional because of the 13th Amendment.”
CONS: “Oh no!”
Strange how humans are the only animal to completely understand the reproductive process and also the only animal to seem surprised when the reproductive act results in reproduction.
Everyone is freaking out about the Supreme Court now but they’ll be forgetting all about this in a year when they’re busy picking out their red robes and bonnets or whatever it is they wear in that show. I’m making a Handmaid’s Tale joke here people!
I’m used to far right hucksters who don’t actually believe in anything and just try to stir things up, but Jennifer Rubin seems like this rare center-right huckster who doesn’t actually believe in anything and just likes a paying gig.
Maybe Episode IX can save the Star Wars franchise if the opening scroll is an apology.
My theory on why Holdo had purple hair and a prom dress is so the audience would be dismissive of her and take Poe’s side and then we’d get our comeuppance along with him… except to a lot of us she still seemed dumb at the end.
So have we moved on from the kids being separated from their parents? Because some people were acting like they were ready for a military coup just a few days ago.
A good phrase for any political outrage, no matter how big: “This too shall pass. And sooner than you think.”
Every once in a while I run into random people I’ve never interacted with who have me blocked. Don’t they know I’m a pretty cool dude?
Was’t Roe v. Wade a big example of legislating from the bench? There aren’t any mention of trimesters in the Constitution.
To me, what they did to Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi was actually one of the parts I objected to the least. Everything outside of the Rey/Kylo/Luke scenes were pretty much garbage.
From a rewatch of The Last Jedi, the first half hour was actually good. Then Rose and Holdo get introduced and everything gets stupid except for some of the drama with Rey and Kylo.
The Last Jedi is about an hour of good Star Wars in a two and a half hour movie.
The Force Awakens, despite its flaws, left me interested in a few mysteries and where the story went next. The Last Jedi completely wiped that out. The only thing left at the end was “Will the Resistance beat the New Order run by young idiots Hux and Kylo?” Probably.
I haven’t encountered it yet, but what’s it like when someone disagrees with you on the internet? Do you learn a lot?
I’ve read the Constitution before and I think understood the gist of it. How much does Supreme Court Justice pay?
I can telecommute for that, right? I don’t want to move to D.C.
I hope we get a Plinkett review of The Last Jedi. That would be epic.
The foundation of socialism is the violence of the state. You can’t interrupt peaceful, voluntary exchange without it.
My 5yo saw on the news about Trump separating kids from their parents and turned to me with tears in his eyes and said, âI want candy!â
I donât even get the left anymore. They keep proposing all these horrible ideasâgovernment crackdown on free speech, court packingâlike theyâre in charge but itâs while Trump is in charge. Do they understand how government power works?
If you think guns are bad and owning them only leads to harm, disarm the government. Maybe when itâs disarmed, the civilians will follow.
Season 6 of Community is pretty amazing in that, despite all the changes, it still feels like Community.
While Trump is going through his list for a Kennedy replacement, he might as well get two others ready to replace Ginsburg and Breyer.
What era in this country was better than now?
Can never remember if the one actorâs name is Keith David or David Keith.
watches There Will Be Blood
“I drink your milkshake!”
“Oh no! No no no!”
quickly writes Seattle’s bill to ban straws
The Dem nominee will need to vow to abolish ICE and close Gitmo.
My 2yo was hitting me while shouting âHippie!â Kids learn from example.
Fireworks are dumb. At least Michael Bay attempts to add a plot to his explosions.
I think a Wednesday holiday is fun. It’s a mini-weekend in the middle of the week!
How about the right go along with the left in abolishing ICE and in exchange the left go along with the right in abolishing the IRS?
I don’t own nuking the moon anymore than one can own the moon or nukes. It’s America that owns the moon. And no one can prove I own nukes.
Star Wars is in trouble. Solo isn’t even close to profitable, and The Last Jedi didn’t make anywhere near as much as The Force Awakens plus they had to use most of TLJ’s profits to pay people to pretend they liked it.
You know, some of these things we say about Trump could be hurting his feelings.
Teams at the University of California, San Diego, are experimenting with growing human brains in the lab and using them to control robots.
Great… how many new gender pronouns are we going to need to cover THAT?

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
- He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
- He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
- He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
- He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
- He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
- He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
- He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
- He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
- He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
- He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
- He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
- He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
- He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
- For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
- For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
- For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
- For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
- For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
- For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
- For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
- For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
- For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
- He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
- He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
- He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
- He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
- He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.