Tuesday Night Open Thread

Old songs are the best.

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What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

All Relative

At a recent speech in South Africa, former President Barack Obama criticized wealth inequality, saying those who have more money should share their earnings with the less fortunate, before flying home to his $8 million mansion.

He’s not a hypocrite. In Obama’s neighborhood, if your house is only $8 million, you ARE the less fortunate.

String-Slappin’ Fun!

[The 10 LEVELS of BASS] (Viewer #792,869)

My brother John plays bass, so I can vouch for the accuracy of this list.

Link of the Day: Be Grateful They Haven’t Published Your Address Yet

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Progressive Immediately Attacked By Online Mob After Suggesting Liberals Should Be More Civil

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: You Have To Sing Karaoke, What Song Do You Pick?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

You have to sing karaoke, what song do you pick?

Nessun Dorma

Either that, or “Mary Had a Little Lamb”, depending on how my throat’s feeling

Now That’s Just Mean!

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Straight Line of the Day: During Their Meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin Secretly Agreed…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed

The Illustrated Frank J: No, He’s Real, and He’s Your Worst Nightmare

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She Must Break You

Recently resurfaced: a video of Hillary Clinton saying “we want very much to have a strong Russia“.

Yeah, she’s big on that. I hear she always shuts off “Rocky IV” 5 minutes before the movie ends. Mostly because they turned her down for the part of Drago.

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