Straight Line of the Day: During Their Meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin Secretly Agreed…

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During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed

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  1. During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…

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    You’re so near to Russia
    So far away from Japan
    Quite a long way from Cairo
    Lots of miles from Vietnam

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    When going abroad

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    The country where I quite want to be
    Your mountains so lofty
    Your treetops so tall
    Finland , Finland , Finland
    Finland has it all

    Finland has it all…

  2. …releasing their vodka reserves to satisfy Hillary’s growing consumption would do little to affect the rising costs world wide.

    …the best hope to save the USPS is to give them exclusive rights to mail order brides.

    …the next time they would need a higher wall, for the pi$$ing contest.

    …they can take out Randy Newman for that Short People song if they also whack Robert Di Niro and a late-night talk show host to be named later.

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