Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…
…to settle all disagreements with a game of Tetris.
…their grandchildren were cuter than Bill’s or Loretta’s.
…15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
…nobody talks about Fight Club
… to place the Media in double secret probation.
During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…
that they weren’t saying it was Aliens, but… it was Aliens.
During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…
Hillary Clinton must never become President. Ever.
During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…
Don Henley must die.
During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…
Walrus would be granted the last sign on the Moon.
…that Obama is a real wimp…
…wrestling Bears is comparable to wrestling Rosie.
During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…
To finally stop taunting Medvedev about Obama’s “flexibility”
Cherry is the best starburst.
During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…
Finland , Finland , Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping or just watching T.V
Finland , Finland , Finland
It’s the country for me
You’re so near to Russia
So far away from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam
Finland , Finland , Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland , Finland , Finland
Finland has it all
You’re so sadly neglected
And often ignored
A poor second to Belgium
When going abroad
Finland , Finland , Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland , Finland , Finland
Finland has it all
Finland , Finland , Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland , Finland , Finland
Finland has it all
Finland has it all…
…as long as they waiting around that Trump would go by the code name ‘Estragon’
…that fat, drunk and stupid was actually a pretty good way to go through life.
….that they’d picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
…to replace the coffee with Folgers Crystals.
…on a password and handshake for their He-Man Women Haters Club!
During their meeting in Helsinki, Presidents Trump and Putin secretly agreed…
to share Netflix passwords.
…releasing their vodka reserves to satisfy Hillary’s growing consumption would do little to affect the rising costs world wide.
…the best hope to save the USPS is to give them exclusive rights to mail order brides.
…the next time they would need a higher wall, for the pi$$ing contest.
…they can take out Randy Newman for that Short People song if they also whack Robert Di Niro and a late-night talk show host to be named later.
…to disconnect Hillary’s ‘reset’ (‘opechatka’) button.
…dogs are dumb – cats rule!