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Fizzled Out: Why Coca-Cola Purposely Designed a Soft Drink to Fail
I’m trying to figure out what the political equivalent of Tab Clear is. I think it may be Donald Trump to Hillary’s Crystal Pepsi
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The one time I had a plan to play the stock market was when Coke plummeted due to New Coke.
Alas, like that time I didn’t bet the 7 horse I let the chance slip through my fingers.
I once caramelized my own 7-up then added some Crown Royal and it blew my mind!
The political equivalent would be Donald Tab to Pepsi Cruz. The media thought by promoting unelectable Trump (who ran a very cheap campaign), they could bring down Cruz, leaving the election wide open for Queen Hillary.