Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Recently declared a mental health disorder…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Recently declared a mental health disorder…
…mental health…
…Long term head-bunting soccer balls.
…a preoccupation with scientific studies.
Humasexuality.
Oh, the Huma inanity
Recently declared a mental health disorder…
whatever our progressive betters declare.
Recently declared a mental health disorder…
using the word “Literally” without literally understanding its meaning.
thinking that the Constitution means what it says.
That’s not a mental health disorder, that’s a hate crime – so it’s OK to punch originalists right in their fascist faces, as opposed to getting them help for their disorder.
Recently declared a mental health disorder…
gingivitis
…Trump Derangement Syndrome…
Persistent failure to get off my lawn.
…conservatism.
…binge watching The Golden Girls.
I would have said “liberalism” if not for the word “recently.’
…I’m not saying it’s believing in aliens …but it’s believing in aliens.
I was going to use ‘being obsessed with aliens’ but you beat me to the meme.
Expecting the Spanish Inquisition
Recently? They should declare the last two and a half years a mental health disorder!
The Fixation with Melania’s shoes
…Pelosi pressers…
Believing that “raising awareness” actually fixes anything.
What if your kid is named ‘Aware Ness”?
I think that was Elliot’s kid.
Recently declared a mental health disorder…
Giving your kids stupid names.
Yet Moon Unit Zappa seems sane.
What is she doing these days, the little Valley Girl?
Yes, and she didn’t give her kid a dumb name. (Mathilda Plum Doucette — can’t blame her for “Doucette”)
Sheila Jackson-Lee.
Buying lottery tickets under the theory that each additional ticket materially enhances one’s chances of winning
Define “Materially”.
I’ve talked to people who literally thought that buying two tickets doubled their chance of winning. Materially is somewhere between there and the actual number of .0000001.
Sounds like an amount equivalent to how much all the climate change solutions will stop in a future temperature rise. So, it is certainly materially significant to certain people. 🙂
Weebl and Bob
…being in the entertainment industry and not being foremost a SJW.
…being aware of your actions that hasten your demise, such as going swimming in the pool of socialism with a full or empty stomach and counting on Big Brother to be your lifeguard.
…the barn door open policy of immigration and expecting Secretariat and Seabiscuit to saunter in.
…any action or thought past the acknowledgement of the existence of a Kardashian.
cowtipping
Bangers and Mash
Beans on toast. For breakfast.
Pinto beans? Yummy! Have had it like that. May the Flatulence be with you.
Opposum and sweet potato.