Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Surprise! Now being delivered by drone…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Surprise! Now being delivered by drone…
Surprise! Now being delivered by drone…
…Drones!
…Bombs!
…Honey!
Surprise! Now being delivered by drone…assassination attempts in Venezuela.
…babies! Storks are so 20th Century.
I first read this as “Snorks”, which would still make your statement true.
…Chinese takeaway.
…subpoenas…
Surprise! Now being delivered by drone…
Copies of all Frank J’s books.
Deep dish pizza
cold beer
medical marijuana
Folgers Crystals
Hooker flyers
Walmart Specials
copies of the fake Russian Dossier
Obama’s speech on the dangers of tribalism
copies of the Magna Carter
plastic straws by the bulk
…Oscar winner envelopes, in a vain hope to spur interest…
… Ninth Circuit decisions directly to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
I won’t say it’s aliens…so I won’t.
Instead, I’ll say it’s aliens.
Surprise! Now being delivered by drone…
Moon Signs!
Surprise! Now being delivered by drone…
satisfaction.
Mick Jagger will be pleased. Finally.
Probably DEVO as well.
I can’t get no satisfaction…no-fly zone.
Surprise! Now being delivered by drone…
Lupins.
…flamethrower cleaning services. The future is now!
https://youtu.be/DpLgdN-1Lq8
…votes found and needed in a precinct where registration fraud just wasn’t enough.
…tweets from banned conservative Twitter users.
…deodorant spritzes, wherever lefties congregate.
…tedious conversation in a dull monotonous tone.
giant wooden badgers
guns and ammo
…fake news
Solicitations to signup for Frank’s newsletter and/or buy his latest book.
…makeup to Marshala Perkina.
…PLEAS FOR AID FROM A NIGERIAN PRINCE THANK YOU SIR FOR YOUR TIMELY ASSISTANCE!!!!
Hillary speeches (they drone on and on and on…)
“..Surprise! Now being delivered by drone.”
I guess they would be small Surprise!’s because the drones can’t carry that much weight. And if it was a big drone delivering a big Surprise! then you would probably hear it coming which would spoil the Surprise!
Surprise! Now being delivered by drone.
unladen swallows.
Love doll hookers and cocaine.
…free contraceptives. (Chief Brody backing away from the video feed of Sandra Fluke: “You’re gonna need a bigger drone”.)
…rubber gloves for alien probes. Turns out they’re not that highly advanced after all, they’re just alien.