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  1. Surprise! Now being delivered by drone…

    Copies of all Frank J’s books.
    Deep dish pizza
    cold beer
    medical marijuana
    Folgers Crystals
    Hooker flyers
    Walmart Specials
    copies of the fake Russian Dossier
    Obama’s speech on the dangers of tribalism
    copies of the Magna Carter
    plastic straws by the bulk

  2. “..Surprise! Now being delivered by drone.”

    I guess they would be small Surprise!’s because the drones can’t carry that much weight. And if it was a big drone delivering a big Surprise! then you would probably hear it coming which would spoil the Surprise!

  3. …free contraceptives. (Chief Brody backing away from the video feed of Sandra Fluke: “You’re gonna need a bigger drone”.)

    …rubber gloves for alien probes. Turns out they’re not that highly advanced after all, they’re just alien.

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