Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now shown to carry more viruses than a toilet seat…
[Sorry for the double-post. But since they both have comments, we’ll keep both posts today]
…Socialists. Why do you think they’re called “social diseases”?
Hillary’s email server.
But she wiped it, with a cloth…
That cloth was full of viruses too.
Berkeley textbooks
Eeewwwwww…
…Sandra Fluke.
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…Nikes…
…hearing room microphones…
…regular plastic Legos…
…I’m not saying it’s aliens …but it’s aliens…or it very possibly could be a virtual tie with all the millions of sold Frank J. books.
Ruth Bader Ginsberg decisions
saliva
Mueller….. Mueller….. Mueller……
a cat’s tongue
George Soros’ money
Uranus
…double-posted Straight Lines of the Day…
The floor of the Capitol rotunda
…Miley Cyrus, plus the toilet seat sings better.
Now shown to carry more viruses than a toilet seat…
Stephanie Clifford.
Now shown to carry more viruses than a toilet seat…
Viruses-r-Us.
man…I SWEAR there’s a Bill Clinton joke in there somewhere….I just can’t quite make it work
…a cigar from Slick Willie’s humidor.
…an email from an imprisoned Nigerian Prince.
Now shown to carry more viruses than a toilet seat…Why hell, the usual suspects of course….rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists. Was there ever any doubt??
you already posted that 83 times
Look for number 84 coming to a post near you…guaranteed!!!
…that seatless toilet when you make an emergency detour to a truck stop.
…the sweaty upper lip of a Hollywood mogul.
…Anthony Kennedy swing votes.
…Kennedys.
…the crew, five minutes in on shore leave.
…Harry Reid’s gimp wrangler.
…an empty shelf in a Venezuelan drug store.
…any surface in the kitchen of a London curry take out.
…a toilet seat that Charlie Sheen looked at.
…an elementary school bus driver.