Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
…goggles. The rose colored ones.
…making sure every possible realm can be googled.
…their Chinese masters’ bidding.
…asking Jeeves…
…the blood of virgins…
…lawyers, which is never a good thing…
Black hooded robes, giant candles, incense, and wooden paddles. And that’s just the PAC rooms.
Ouija boards
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
donuts.
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
moon signs.
Why? When we provide them for free!
My promoting the service won’t come cheap.
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
well I’m not saying it is Aliens but…its Aliens.
The kind that throw rocks at border guards, or the kind that land in flying saucers??
Yes
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
buying everyone on the planet a copy of Frank’s last book.
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
buying a more friendly Democrat Congress.
…Hookers and blow.
Just beat me to it.
Non-specific gender hookers and fair-trade blow.
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
ED drugs and Rogaine.
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
whatever it doesn’t already own.
…giggles.
And goggles.
Gaggles of them.
Turns out Google is spending billions of dollars on…
Slot machines and alcoholic beverages for emplotee’s to consume at work.
… sending Tem to colleg
…research into how to obtain the copyright to every cat picture on the internet.
…soon to be ocean front property just outside of Reno, NV.
…ever increasing taxes in the Republik of California.
…providing disposable plastic syringes to all the junkies while funding campaigns to ban plastic straws.
Speeding up Godot. They’re tired of waiting.
Skittles
The rights to signage on the moon.
…a perpetual motion machine based on discarded fidget-spinners…