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Foreign money for the GOP? I thought foreigners hated Republicans and love Obama.

Getting wrong number texts is actually kind of fun. Got one declaring that “Jeremy is kinda cute.” I responded taking the contrary position.

They’re finally doing a movie of Flatland. It’ll be in 3D.

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  1. I was getting calls, messages, and texts on my cell phone from some young lady name Lakeisa at all hours. “Mom is late picking us up” “Good, more mall time with mab’oy” I finally picked up once “Sgt. Smo\ith, Police dept.”. Calls ended.

    Democrats never take foreign money. Soros cough cough CAIR cough cough

  2. I love it when Frank is a contrarian.

    Democrats: “Hey! Let’s raise taxes!!”
    Frank: “No.”
    Democrats: “Why not?”
    Frank: “Because you want them.”
    Democrats: “You’re just being difficult on purpose.”
    Frank: “No, you’re just stupid.”

  3. Getting wrong number texts is actually kind of fun. Got one declaring that “Jeremy is kinda cute.” I responded taking the contrary position.

    Frank, why didn’t you come up with the thought a week ago? I got a wrong number text with a picture of a little baby. Had I been informed of proper procedure, it could have been great fun.

    True story (as opposed to all the crap I make up): Many moons ago, I moved into an apartment and started receiving calls for Da-wayne. I discovered that this had been going on for over a year before I moved in. So, I started taking messages, “Dwayne, no he’s out, can I take a message?” “Just a sec, lemme get a pen.” [watch TV for 10-15 seconds] “O.K. go ahead.” [A few more seconds of TV and then recite message back]. Within a few weeks, the calls stopped.

  4. We use to call the other line at the Grocery Store where I worked in High School and wait for one of the new guys to answer. We’d ask for him to please page Jack Mehoff. It worked every time!!!!

  5. “They’re finally doing a movie of Flatland. It’ll be in 3D.”

    And, you’ll love the new Hollywood version. In addition to line segments representing females and polygons representing men, there will be some new star-shaped characters to represent gays and trans-sexuals. And, the square that narrates the story is now black.

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