Lots of worry over this 12th imam thing going around…
The words you are reading might be your last. That is, if you believe the apocalyptic speculation of Internet surfers and Middle East analysts who claim that today Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hopes to spark the final conflagration in order to usher in the Islamic messiah.
Ahmadinejad is due Tuesday to deliver Iran’s response to an international incentive program offered in exchange for the country curbing its nuclear program. The date, August 22, also marks the prophet Muhammad’s ascension to heaven and coincides with Saladin’s conquest of Jerusalem.
Not to be left out of the loop, Frisky’s keeping an eye out for the 12th imam on our patio…
Do you see him? Is he out there?
No imam. Okay, Frisky. You can take a break.
He’s such a good little boy. He’ll get lots of treats when I get home tonight.
Infidels, please forgive me. I am going to be a little late, my alarm clock did not go off this morning. And Mohammed’s flying horse lost a shoe, gosh what a morning I have had! And don’t you believe for a minute that crap about Enterprise Rental Car and free pick up and delivery!! Allah, he surely tests me. Have a nice day.
If they REALLY want to find him, they should be checking porta-potties.
Don’t worry, imam, there’ll be a Marine with a sniper rifle waiting for you when you get here.
Old Imams never die, they just fade away. They smell like they died, but they just fade away. BTW, I shall return too, so tell that marine sniper to stay sharp!
What if the 12th imam is Andy Dick? Should we be more or less worried?
I heard he’s with the Great Pumpkin.
“Marine sniper” implies constant sharpness, so you never have to remind him. I would say be worried about Andy Dick (all that drug-induced erratic movement makes a more difficult target) except it’s a Marine so we’re still good. If necessary we can add in an AF combat controller just in case we need air support.
The fact that today is also my father’s birthday has no bearing whatsoever on this iman dude.
But he better not f#$% up my dad’s birthday!
It’s almost the 23rd over here in Europe, which means it’s close to the 23rd in the ME too.
Guess the 12th Imam let them down… just wish they’d read this as a sign that their god has left them and do a mass Lemming walk down a cliff.
I know I’ll sleep better tonight, knowing that Frisky is on the job.
Good little Fwisky!
I hope Frisky has been trained to go for IMAM’s nuts!
silly ussjimmycarter, imam’s ain’t got no nuts!