Frank:
Vote for Me and donate all you own to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make SarahK vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make Rowdi vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not voter fraud or an illegal contribution if you vote for Me!
Frank:
Vote for Me and donate all you own to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make SarahK vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make Rowdi vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not voter fraud or an illegal contribution if you vote for Me!
Frank:
Vote for Me and donate all you own to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make SarahK vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make Rowdi vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not voter fraud or an illegal contribution if you vote for Me!
*** Does this bother you? I can keep it up all day! ***
(No, that doesn’t have anything to do with My sex tape….)
Hellbender is the opiate of the masses.
Frank, you would do better to remember this little fact. You can get away with all sorts of crap if you just keep entertaining us with those crazy adventure stories of yours.
Now the question is whether or not to make a Potter Puppet Pals reference. On the one hand, I get to say, “bother bother bother”, but on the other, I’d need to link to it, thereby most likely doing naught but distracting you from posting more Hellbender.
I won’t. Just write the story, peon.
I think this is just FrankJ’s little plan to find out who he should ban from his site. I find banishment a bit to nice for some of these commentator’s. I especially liked when you called Peregrine John “Bitch” for correcting you about the segmented flying train. I think mockery is far better than banishment.
Don’t jerk Frank around too much. ‘Cuz he’ll just say “And then a big bomb went off and they all died. THE END! THERE! I FINISHED THE @#$%^ HELLBENDER SAGA! ARE YA HAPPY YET?!?!?!”
loomdog –
IMAO bans people? I had no idea. From observation, I thought we practiced our 1st Amendment rights with no fear of retribution. We only mercilessly mock anyone that gets out of line or fails to meet our arbitrarily set Hellbender deadlines. Get hot funny-man, your ingrates are waiting!
#16 – Posted by: HCG on August 8, 2008 09:35 PM
While most trolls are fun to hammer (back in the good ol’ RON PAUL! days it was like Whack O’ Mole), there are times when a site (any site) needs to bring out the banhammer, since some are dangerous or hurt the sites integrity.
I fully support the occasional ban is what I’m sayin.
I read IMAO all the time but don’t post too often but I do want to say I am very eager to see the rest of the Hellbender series. It’s pretty much the best thing on this site right now. Maybe ever.
This widely distributed message is so full of misinformation that we find it impossible to believe that it is the result of simple ignorance or carelessness on the part of the writer. Almost nothing it says about Hellbender is true. We conclude that this deception is deliberate.
Hurrah! I don’t have to kidnap your wife!
cracks whip Hurry it up, you!
Frank:
Vote for Me and donate all you own to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make SarahK vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make Rowdi vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not voter fraud or an illegal contribution if you vote for Me!
Frank:
Vote for Me and donate all you own to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make SarahK vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make Rowdi vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not voter fraud or an illegal contribution if you vote for Me!
Frank:
Vote for Me and donate all you own to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make SarahK vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not an illegal contribution if you give it to Me!
Make Rowdi vote for Me and donate all she owns to My Campaign! It’s not voter fraud or an illegal contribution if you vote for Me!
*** Does this bother you? I can keep it up all day! ***
(No, that doesn’t have anything to do with My sex tape….)
What, no hat tip?
Geez, maybe this blog is only number 1.5.
FrankJ is our King!
Ok, let’s all bother Frank. Ready? 1.. 2… 3…
(Darn that day job.)
Frank, hurry up and get this Hellbender crap out of the way so you can write more In My World!
Hellbender is the opiate of the masses.
Frank, you would do better to remember this little fact. You can get away with all sorts of crap if you just keep entertaining us with those crazy adventure stories of yours.
Now the question is whether or not to make a Potter Puppet Pals reference. On the one hand, I get to say, “bother bother bother”, but on the other, I’d need to link to it, thereby most likely doing naught but distracting you from posting more Hellbender.
I won’t. Just write the story, peon.
I think this is just FrankJ’s little plan to find out who he should ban from his site. I find banishment a bit to nice for some of these commentator’s. I especially liked when you called Peregrine John “Bitch” for correcting you about the segmented flying train. I think mockery is far better than banishment.
Please Sir, and quickly.
Ridicule is better than mockery.
Just ask Barry.
Hellbender? wasn’t that something you thought about writing a while back.
Don’t jerk Frank around too much. ‘Cuz he’ll just say “And then a big bomb went off and they all died. THE END! THERE! I FINISHED THE @#$%^ HELLBENDER SAGA! ARE YA HAPPY YET?!?!?!”
loomdog –
IMAO bans people? I had no idea. From observation, I thought we practiced our 1st Amendment rights with no fear of retribution. We only mercilessly mock anyone that gets out of line or fails to meet our arbitrarily set Hellbender deadlines. Get hot funny-man, your ingrates are waiting!
You should have a “Start from the beginning” link.
Vote Goodall ’08
#16 – Posted by: HCG on August 8, 2008 09:35 PM
While most trolls are fun to hammer (back in the good ol’ RON PAUL! days it was like Whack O’ Mole), there are times when a site (any site) needs to bring out the banhammer, since some are dangerous or hurt the sites integrity.
I fully support the occasional ban is what I’m sayin.
Yes, ban Frank until Doug is free.
I read IMAO all the time but don’t post too often but I do want to say I am very eager to see the rest of the Hellbender series. It’s pretty much the best thing on this site right now. Maybe ever.
Steve, If you haven’t read it yet, go back to the archives and read “super ego”. it rocked. I’ve been waiting on a sequal.
This widely distributed message is so full of misinformation that we find it impossible to believe that it is the result of simple ignorance or carelessness on the part of the writer. Almost nothing it says about Hellbender is true. We conclude that this deception is deliberate.
is it next week yet?