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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
swish
What is the velocity of an unladen swallow? Specifically, the African.
How many Zeno’s Paradoxes are there?
Ok, that was too easy…how about this?
How many excuses does Hillary have for her loss?
If a Democrat had an original idea, how long before it died of loneliness?
Which is denser? A material that can absorb neutrinos or Sally Kohn?
You knew this before asking.
Is Robert Mueller a traitor or the last hope for “democracy” as of…
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mark!
What is heavier? A pound of feathers or a pound of lead?
Does the Bacon/Tofu system keep track of who’s voted by IP address, by WordPress account, or something else?
I rather like Disqus’s feature where I can see who’s voted for/against my comments when I check for replies, and am curious how feasible it would be to add that here.
What cayleygraph2015 said
I’m sorry. Can you re-state that as a question?
CayleyGraph2015 said what?
What CayleyGraph2015 asked about what CayleyGraph2015 said.
Did Clarence Thomas and the authorities ever figure out who put that pubic hair on his coke can?
Who’s the Hater that can’t take a joke?
I think that was actually me, misclicking the “Tofu” button when I was baconing.. I tried clicking it again, but it wouldn’t take away my downvote.
My mistake fits well with my question above, I guess…
If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
Where are my car keys?
Behind the couch.
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry welcome first child: It’s a boy! Could he be the Anti-Christ?
Why are blackberries red when they’re green?
Why aren’t there girlsenberries?
Are humans the only animal that can comprehend its own mortality?
No. Some of us comprehend it 9 times over.
Did you guess this was going to happen?
I’m really bad at math. Will there be any answers involving math?
Whatever happened to Right Wing Duck?
You probably shadow banned him you Nazi!
Whatever happened to Right Wing Duck? Perhaps Hannibal Lecter ate him, with some Fava Beans and a nice chianti.
Why a duck?
I assumed it was a joke on “Darkwing Duck”, a Disney after-school cartoon from around the time I watched after-school cartoons.
https://www.imao.us/index.php/author/ducky/
Mallard Filmore?
Biden mistakenly claims Margaret Thatcher, who died in 2013, is worried about Trump. Is Biden the real Clown?
He’s a Medium.
When will IMAO start banning me like facebook does?
Cory Booker wants to require federal license for gun owners. Does that mean I would have to take down all 40 3-D printed guns I have mounted on my walls? smh
I will never watch another Kentucky Derby again now because of that stupid dis-qualification. My gut is telling me that a bunch of Democrat Political Hacks are running that committee that disqualified Maximum Security. Is it because maximum security is what Hillary, Obama and others will be in some day?
Please answer provide step 2.
1: Steal underpants
2: ?
3: Profit
2: Remove all racing stripes with pure bleach and sell to the highest bidder at the next DNC convention as having belonged to Obama.
I should have gnome that!
Is my therapy wombat allowed here?
Only on Wednesday. Wednesday Wombats are tight!