To help you end your Friday smarter than you began it, we present the answers to another round of questions sent in by you, you Loyal IMAO Readers you.
Some of the questions posted in the comments last time were answered in the comments by others in the IMAO Crack Answer Squad (yeah, we’re still looking for a name for that). Others, though, we’re answering now. And, maybe a clarification on one or two that were already answered.
HokieGomer: Would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or it’s decline?
Ascendancy. I’ve had enough of Democrats in office.
cayleygraph2015: How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?
Poorly.
walruskkkch: When cataloging a biography do you prefer CT or the Subject number? And why.
I quit watching Biography years ago when I dropped cable. I let YouTube catalog everything now.
walruskkkch: Who moderates the moderators?
You do. Or you’re supposed to. Don’t be falling down on the job.
cayleygraph2015: What’d you change your IMAO password to?
m3B031K1Q8GjjkYwxaCqhKfa
HokieGomer: Who wrote the Book of Love?
The Apostle Paul.
Oppo: In the immortal words of AOC, “Who dis?”
Some guy named Bob.
Oppo: Quo Vadis?
Romam vado iterum crucifigi.
Oppo: How can I get into a poker game with Obama, who said things like “Don’t call my bluff!”?
You need to hang around a better class of bath houses.
Oppo: In the immortal words of Sergeant Foley in An Officer and a Gentleman:
“Let’s get down to it. Why would a slick little hustler like you sign up for this kind of abuse?”
I want to fly jets.
Oppo: In the event of a prolonged crisis, isn’t the Supply Room / IT Department really the best place to be?
The best place to be is home on the couch. Not that I’m referring to anyone in particular. (Frank.)
Oppo: Are “Jurassic Drive” and “Jurassic: Reverse” being considered as sequel titles?
It depends on the success of Jurassic Neutral.
Oppo: What in the hell are the fantods?
What I get every time I look at the questions submitted to Ask IMAO Anything.
Oppo: I’m gassy from all the onions and not a bit sleepy. Can’t we just cuddle?
Not while you’re gassy, no.
Harvey: We know about the name “Evian”, but is there a better backwards word to use as the name of a brand of water?
I always buy “Decirprevo” instead of the cheap store brand.
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Keep in mind that you might not like the answer. But, if that happens, it’s your own fault for asking a question you really didn’t want the answer to.
Leave a question in the comments. Our IMAO Crack Answer Squad will answer some of them, and I’ll pick up the rest. Or, you can email us your questions at Ask.IMAO.Anything@gmail.com. We’ll share our vast, infinitely infinite knowledge with you.
“Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency? “
No.
What else goes nicely with a Census Taker’s liver besides Fava beans and a nice Chianti?
Bacon & Pepsi.
Which came first, the Chicken, the egg or BACON?
Why do so many people ask for Coke when Pepsi is objectively better?
Why do so many people ask for Pepsi when Coke is objectively frackin’ awesome!
Because we’re from Earth, not the Twelve Colonies.
Frelling awesome?
Why did Snopes rate tales about Niagara “Mostly Falls”?
Who invented the formula “Who / What / When / Where / How / Why?” In what location, manner, and year was it devised, and for what purpose?
Please submit as separate questions.
When you make “IMAO: The Movie”, can I help with the special effects?
When you make “IMAO: The Movie”, can I help with the RiffTrax version?
When will the Braves win the World Series again?
When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
Same question, except Brewers and without the “again”.
When they get rid of that White Supremacist mascot.