Being born in The South, I’m kinda partial to The South. I suppose that’s natural. If you were born Up North, you’d be partial to that. Until you came Down South and realized just how awesome it is. The downside is that a bunch of liberals, despite their brains being defective — how else could you explain being a liberal — do seem to like The South. Not enough to keep from trying to turn it into the hell-hole they left from wherever they came from. That’s why we end up with people like Stacey Abrams getting nearly 49% of the vote. It’s certainly not because she’s worthy of being governor or anything, it’s because brain-defective liberals are moving here.
Well, I got a solution. They need to move further south. No, not to Florida. Further south. All the way south.
Roald Amundsen arrived at the South Pole on 14 December, 1911.

Works.
I recently read “Endurance” that chronicles Shackleton’s attempted journey across Antarctica. Excellent book and fascinating story.
HARUMPH!
Great, then we’ll get frikkin’ penguins asking for free stuff.
That’s too far south, they only gotta go as far south as Cuba or Venezuela to find the life they wish to live.