Straight Line of the Day: Colorado just voted to replace Columbus Day with ‘Cabrini Day.’ Other holiday changes…
Colorado Passes Bill for Cabrini Day To Replace Columbus Day
UPI | March 10, 2020Colorado lawmakers passed a bill Tuesday to replace Columbus Day with a new state holiday honoring Mother Frances Xavier Cabrini on the first Monday in October. . . . It now needs the governor’s signature to become law, and he is not expected to oppose it.
Colorado Just Voted To Replace Columbus Day With ‘Cabrini Day.’ Other Holiday Changes…
Mental Health Day changed to Colorado Is Freaking Insane Day.
Other Holiday Changes include FrankJ Day, the day it’s legal to punch hippies.
However, in honor of FrankJ’s libertarian philosophy, it has no fixed day. Anyone can celebrate it any time, as many times as they like. Just be sure to yell “HAPPY FRANKJ DAY, FILTHY HIPPIE!” before punching, and it’s perfectly legal.
April 1 is now AOC Day.
Unfair. She’s a fool 365 days a year. And this year, 366.
How about making April 15 “Thanks, Democrats!” Day?
Colorado Just Voted To Replace Columbus Day With ‘Cabrini Day.’ Other Holiday Changes…
To build true Socialism there can be no Holidays for the glorious workers!
Except….
Colorado Just Voted To Replace Columbus Day With ‘Cabrini Day.’ Other Holiday Changes…
MayDay changed to Bernie Day.
… Independence Day will now be known as “Socialist Surrender Wienie Day”…
… Election Day will henceforth be known as “Going to Hell in a Hand-basket Day”…
…Christmas will be changed to Worship Government Day.
Tax Freedom Day will now be You’re Not Paying Your Fair Share Day.
…Labor Day will be eliminated. No one should have to work for anything.
January 15 will now be known and Indigenous Peebles day in honor of Mexican born Mario Van Peebles.
Arbor day shall henceforth be called Lumberjack Day.
That’s Okay.
Shall we now inquire about your clothing choices?
Huh? Sorry, I was asleep. I worked all day.
Other notable acknowledgments to Mother Cabrini include the Cabrini-Green Homes in Chicago, Over the years, crime, gang violence and neglect created deplorable living conditions for the residents, and “Cabrini–Green” became a metonym for the problems associated with public housing in the United States. It is expected that the Cabrini name will continue this notable legacy for the state of Colorado.
In the words of Lenny Bruce, “Have another martini on Mother Cabrini!”
“Independence Day” will be changed to “Watch these fireworks and pay no attention to man behind the curtain day”