Straight Line of the Day: An Attosecond Is One Billionth of a Billionth of a Second. An Example Would Be… Posted by Oppo on 21 September 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: An attosecond is one billionth of a billionth of a second. An example would be…
… the length of time it takes for a Dem to oppose anything Trump says he’s for… Reply to this comment
… the TelePrompTer lag time that puts Biden’s brain into an unrecoverable spin… Reply to this comment
… the time it takes a salon owner to know that beautifying Nancy Pelosi is a lost cause, and to get her money up front Reply to this comment
… the amount of time it takes to pluck a red berry off of the vine of a Solanum lycopersicum. Reply to this comment
… the time it normally takes for an ignorant thought to get to AOC’s vocal chords Reply to this comment
An attosecond is one billionth of a billionth of a second. An example would be… Impossible to actually experience. Reply to this comment
According to Eliot: “Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow” Reply to this comment
…the amount of time it takes Michael Moore to cover the distance between the parking lot and the buffet line at the Sizzler. Reply to this comment
An attosecond is one billionth of a billionth of a second. An example would be… How long it takes to tell a second it’s doing a good job. Reply to this comment
An attosecond is one billionth of a billionth of a second. An example would be… How long the Supreme Court takes the Constitution into consideration when deciding a case. Reply to this comment
The time between when the light turns green and the car behind you hits the horn. Reply to this comment
…the time Democrats, as a whole, have spent doing the right thing, not being horrible, and caring about unintended consequences. Rounded up. …how long into the first note it takes to recognize you are hearing Turn The Page. …the defense used in court by The Flash for not wearing pants. …the new sentencing guideline liberal administrations are proposing for protected minorities, anarchists, and liberal administrations. Reply to this comment
… the length of time it takes for a Dem to oppose anything Trump says he’s for…
Harvey Award!
#11#
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(Cheapo Award from ACME, due to budget cuts)
You have been Harveyied.
… the speed at which Democrat hypocrisy rears its ugly head
… the amount of time Trump thinks before tweeting…
… how long it takes to be irritated by Hollywood awards shows…
…how quickly the Supreme Court turns ruthless.
Harvey Award!
… the TelePrompTer lag time that puts Biden’s brain into an unrecoverable spin…
… the time it takes a salon owner to know that beautifying Nancy Pelosi is a lost cause, and to get her money up front
… the amount of time it takes to pluck a red berry off of the vine of a Solanum lycopersicum.
No, wait, that’s a Tomatosecond.
Attosecond, tomatosecond… let’s call the whole thing off…
The length of time for Basil not Basil to eat a piece of bacon
… the time it normally takes for an ignorant thought to get to AOC’s vocal chords
…LEEROY JENKINS!!!
An attosecond is one billionth of a billionth of a second. An example would be…
Impossible to actually experience.
I’ve experienced billions of them.
Not all at once, I hope…
How long it takes Joe Biden to forget what he was going to say.
A billionth of the nanosecond that Grace Hopper gave me.
According to Eliot:
“Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow”
…the amount of time it takes Michael Moore to cover the distance between the parking lot and the buffet line at the Sizzler.
How long it takes me to not give a sh*t about major league sports now days.
An attosecond is one billionth of a billionth of a second. An example would be…
How long it takes to tell a second it’s doing a good job.
An attosecond is one billionth of a billionth of a second. An example would be…
How long the Supreme Court takes the Constitution into consideration when deciding a case.
How quickly politicians changed their positions upon the death of RBG.
I know, right? https://twitter.com/ITGuy1959/status/1307877608487628802
The over/under in the betting pool as to the length of Biden’s presidency.
How quickly my Wife can say “NO!”
The time between when the light turns green and the car behind you hits the horn.
…the time Democrats, as a whole, have spent doing the right thing, not being horrible, and caring about unintended consequences. Rounded up.
…how long into the first note it takes to recognize you are hearing Turn The Page.
…the defense used in court by The Flash for not wearing pants.
…the new sentencing guideline liberal administrations are proposing for protected minorities, anarchists, and liberal administrations.
…three shakes of a lambs tail.