1980: The Worst Thing You Can Imagine Would Be an Apocalypse Posted by Oppo on 27 August 2020, 10:00 pm 1990: Try a Zombie Apocalype. 2013: How about a Sharknado? 2020: Grab a mask and hold my beer.
I’m imagining a conversation between God and Man. God: “I’ve got something really big planned for this year. Guess what it is.” Man: “Um… a global pandemic?” God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.” Man: “How about a global plague?” God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.” Man: “How about riots?” God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.” In the background, two angels are talking. Angel 1: “Man, this is brutal. The Boss ever played this game before?” Angel 2: “Only twice. Last time it was with this guy named Linnaeus. That’s when God created the platypus.” Angel 1: “Ouch. And the first time?” Angel 2: “Ask Job about it next time you see him. He gets mad if anyone else tells his story.” Reply to this comment
I’m imagining a conversation between God and Man.
God: “I’ve got something really big planned for this year. Guess what it is.”
Man: “Um… a global pandemic?”
God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.”
Man: “How about a global plague?”
God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.”
Man: “How about riots?”
God: (gestures) “Ooh, good idea, but guess again.”
In the background, two angels are talking.
Angel 1: “Man, this is brutal. The Boss ever played this game before?”
Angel 2: “Only twice. Last time it was with this guy named Linnaeus. That’s when God created the platypus.”
Angel 1: “Ouch. And the first time?”
Angel 2: “Ask Job about it next time you see him. He gets mad if anyone else tells his story.”
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