Straight Line of the Day: In Your Tell-All Book About Trump, You Will Reveal That… Posted by Oppo on 17 September 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: In your tell-all book about Trump, you will reveal that…
Trump is an hologram and the last four years is an holodeck program designed by the Ferengi. Reply to this comment
…Trump could never have prevailed in 2016 had he not put the “Trump/Pence” sign on the moon. Reply to this comment
In your tell-all book about Trump, you will reveal that… I was mentally traumatized by the USFL Reply to this comment
In Your Tell-All Book About Trump, You Will Reveal That… How he found MIchelle Obama’s fleshlight under the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom Reply to this comment
…Trump actually tells it all faster than I can write it down. Or, as per my advance stipulations, make it up. …in his origin story, Trump bit a radioactive spider to save his Uncle’s life. …if you are reading this a thousand years from now, this was as good as things got. …Bat Boy, Trump and Michelle Obama escaped from Area 51 in 1973. Reply to this comment
“…in his origin story, Trump bit a radioactive spider to save his Uncle’s life.” A cautionary tale as the spider turned into George Soros. Reply to this comment
In your tell-all book about Trump, you will reveal that… …the Donald has boxer shorts embroidered with “Home of the Trump Tower.” Reply to this comment
In your tell-all book about Trump, you will reveal that… … that’s not a toupee. It’s actually a tribble. Reply to this comment
… it’s all true…
In your tell-all book about Trump, you will reveal that…
it’s Pepsi not Coke.
Trump is an hologram and the last four years is an holodeck program designed by the Ferengi.
… James Comey has, in fact, no dick…
In your tell-all book about Trump, you will reveal that…
I am the Matador.
… it isn’t Basil or Basil, but it’s actually Basil…
oops
Trump pronounces Basil Basil.
… Oppo smells of elderberries…
… Trump is not seeking the presidency because he already has one, you see..
…Trump could never have prevailed in 2016 had he not put the “Trump/Pence” sign on the moon.
(lunatics are still tic’t)
…Joe Rogan is a Russian troll.
In your tell-all book about Trump, you will reveal that…
I was mentally traumatized by the USFL
…the electorate is being hypnotized by Scott Adams.
…he is a Sith Lord.
Orange man is not so bad.
…he only ran for President because he had to do it for Randolph Scott.
Randolph Scott?
In Your Tell-All Book About Trump, You Will Reveal That…
How he found MIchelle Obama’s fleshlight under the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom
I just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
…the road goes on forever, and the party never ends.
…Trump actually tells it all faster than I can write it down. Or, as per my advance stipulations, make it up.
…in his origin story, Trump bit a radioactive spider to save his Uncle’s life.
…if you are reading this a thousand years from now, this was as good as things got.
…Bat Boy, Trump and Michelle Obama escaped from Area 51 in 1973.
“…in his origin story, Trump bit a radioactive spider to save his Uncle’s life.”
A cautionary tale as the spider turned into George Soros.
In your tell-all book about Trump, you will reveal that…
…the Donald has boxer shorts embroidered with “Home of the Trump Tower.”
In your tell-all book about Trump, you will reveal that…
… that’s not a toupee. It’s actually a tribble.
That he is really LEEROY JENKINS!
That he really rather would’ve been a lumberjack.
…and that’s OK!
Melania settled for him, but still thinks of me as a bridge too far.