Straight Line of the Day: Trump Has Been Downplaying the Danger of… Posted by Oppo on 14 September 2020, 12:00 pm (… or is that “Donplaying”) Straight Line of the Day: Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
… teasing him about his “ tiny” hands… or just about anything personal, but mostly the hands… Reply to this comment
Trump has been downplaying the danger of… well I’m not saying it’s Aliens but… it’s Aliens. Reply to this comment
… association with the Clintons. Numerous people who didn’t kill themselves were unavailable for comment. Reply to this comment
Trump has been downplaying the danger of… The shooting ability of the Waco Kid. Reply to this comment
Trump has been downplaying the danger of… …ignoring the first two rules of Fight Club. Reply to this comment
Trump has been downplaying the danger of… …not repeating after rinsing. Nancy Pelosi most affected. Reply to this comment
Trump has been downplaying the danger of… …getting involved in a land war in Asia. Reply to this comment
… swallowing burning chainsaws. I mean, he says it’s incredibly dangerous & stupid, but that still counts as “downplaying”, considering. Reply to this comment
…letting a bunch of Islamic Rage Boy impersonators be the faces of a presidential campaign. …Asians getting involved in a Twitter war with Donald Trump. …thinking any number of Democrat half wits can come up with one rational thought. …having a bunch of morally bankrupt, suicidally tending, moronic teachers and professors indoctrinate our youth. Reply to this comment
Trump has been downplaying the danger of… …drinking Folgers Crystals instead of coffee. …lack of covfefe. Reply to this comment
…dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.
…not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
…LEEROY JENKINS!
… drawing to an inside straight…
… teasing him about his “ tiny” hands… or just about anything personal, but mostly the hands…
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
even more WINNING!
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
saying Basil not Basil.
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
well I’m not saying it’s Aliens but… it’s Aliens.
… getting James Comey wet, or feeding him after midnight…
… mistaking CNN for actual journalism…
… Diet Coke.
…sneaking Folger’s Crystals into someone’s coffee.
…listening to someone with a pencil neck.
…using peace as a “distraction”
… association with the Clintons. Numerous people who didn’t kill themselves were unavailable for comment.
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
…Zamboni street racing.
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
…voting Democrat.
… punks underestimating how many bullets Dirty Harry has left
You know that all boils down to luck.
Does it, punk?
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
The shooting ability of the Waco Kid.
…nearly standing up to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol
Clyde’s reach when he signals a right turn.
… being between Sheila Jackson-Lee and a camera
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
…ignoring the first two rules of Fight Club.
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
…insulting Chuck Norris.
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
…not repeating after rinsing. Nancy Pelosi most affected.
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
…getting involved in a land war in Asia.
… swallowing burning chainsaws.
I mean, he says it’s incredibly dangerous & stupid, but that still counts as “downplaying”, considering.
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
… anonymous sources.
… disloyalty…
…flame spurts, lightning sand, and rodents of unusual size.
The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
…leaving exhaust ports unshielded on your death star
…nuking it halfway through your orbit.
Trump Has Been Downplaying the Danger of Downplaying Danger.
…letting a bunch of Islamic Rage Boy impersonators be the faces of a presidential campaign.
…Asians getting involved in a Twitter war with Donald Trump.
…thinking any number of Democrat half wits can come up with one rational thought.
…having a bunch of morally bankrupt, suicidally tending, moronic teachers and professors indoctrinate our youth.
Trump has been downplaying the danger of…
…drinking Folgers Crystals instead of coffee.
…lack of covfefe.