Straight Line of the Day: Election Day Being Today, It Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week To Give Up… Posted by Oppo on 3 November 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… period. Reply to this comment
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… stockpiling ammunition. Reply to this comment
Yeah that was likely non voluntary. The shelves have been empty around here for months. There used to be a couple of 9mm cases in the “take a penny leave a penny” tray at the cigar shop. Even those are gone! Reply to this comment
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… building my large wooden badger. Reply to this comment
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… trying to reach that unreachable star. Reply to this comment
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… … coffee. Reply to this comment
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… … Brother Maynard’s phone number. Reply to this comment
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… … looking for… a shrubbery!! Reply to this comment
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… …schadenfreude. Reply to this comment
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… …haruspicy. Reply to this comment
…delivering those Seppuku Tantos to CNN by Oct. 4, 2020. …releasing the documents I have that prove Joe and Hunter might possibly be a tiny bit sketchy, ethically speaking. …ghostbusting. Reply to this comment
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up… Sniffing glue…what else? Reply to this comment
Well, as Joe would say “I picked a bad week to quit Badakathcare!
But, has Badakathcare given up on you?
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
period.
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
stockpiling ammunition.
Yeah that was likely non voluntary. The shelves have been empty around here for months. There used to be a couple of 9mm cases in the “take a penny leave a penny” tray at the cigar shop. Even those are gone!
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
building my large wooden badger.
Say it ain’t so.
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
trying to reach that unreachable star.
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
… coffee.
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
… Brother Maynard’s phone number.
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
… looking for… a shrubbery!!
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Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
…schadenfreude.
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
…haruspicy.
…sniffing hair.
… , period.
See, I even unashamedly appropriated Burt’s fine idea…
… hoping that cat is okay, Schrödinger…
… wanting to become… a lumberjack!
… the sweet, refreshing taste of an ice-cold Pepsi.
Doing the “jump around” at Wis. Badgers games.
Dancing with the devil in the pale moon light.
Kipper snacks.
Lutefisk
Craft beer. Or any beer.
That’s just kookie talk.
Can you lend me your comb pal?
… lawn sign looting.
Messing with Sasquatch.
Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show.
…delivering those Seppuku Tantos to CNN by Oct. 4, 2020.
…releasing the documents I have that prove Joe and Hunter might possibly be a tiny bit sketchy, ethically speaking.
…ghostbusting.
“…hiding in my basement.”
– Joe Biden
“And where’s me puddin’!”
Election Day being today, it looks like I picked the wrong week to give up…
Sniffing glue…what else?
Sooooo cliche.
Sniffing glue is what Joe uses to keep them from getting away.