He was born here, he was raised here, and dadgum it, he’s gonna die here, and no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswaglin’, cracker-croaker is gonna rouin his bishen cutter.

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Please excuse Walrus’s absence for two days.

He is either:

… sick of you personally,

… golfing,

… helping Biden with his lawsuits,

… re-coup-ing,

… on an emu search-and-destroy mission,

… getting a nameplate made,

… waxing nostalgic,

… waxing Ol’ Sparky,

… waxing Brazilians,

or something else. To be honest, I got distracted by his next Babesleaga photos and didn’t read the rest of his email.

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