Straight Line of the Day: Biden Mumbled Something the Media Didn’t Report: It Was… Posted by Oppo on 30 January 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was… rumored to have possibly had a kernel of truth. 1 Reply to this comment
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was… something nice about Trump. 2 Reply to this comment
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was… covered, with a pillow, still it stopped moving. (iowahawk) 4 Reply to this comment
Extra helping for quoting Iowahawk. Love an Iowa body shop mechanic who can hand a so-called Nobel prize winner a PhD level intellectual thrashing. 5 Reply to this comment
“Any questions about Hunter and I reply he’s the smartest guy I know, the smartest guy I know, the smartest guy I know, the smartest guy I know.” OK, I got it now… 3 Reply to this comment
“Good morning, loyal brown-nosed agents of fake news . . . ” “The nuclear code is ‘T . . . r . . . u . . . m . . . p . . . 1’, which he did” “I’m killing 3 letter words, J-O-B-S” “The contractors are not starting the White House basement renovation, because they say I won’t be around long enough to use it. C’mon men.” “Where do we have all that evidence against Hillary stored?” 4 Reply to this comment
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was… … “gosh, am I really that stupid?” 2 Reply to this comment
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was… the same procedure for when he says something out loud. 4 Reply to this comment
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was… something about a duplicate key. 4 Reply to this comment
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was… “I am the King of France.” 3 Reply to this comment
“I just watched ‘Bad Decisions: The Joe Biden Story’ on Newsmax. Spot on. What a stupid tool.” “I wish Kamala would stop throwing banana peels all over the floor.” 5 Reply to this comment
…”These executive orders are really gonna hurt the economy. I gotta tell Xi I wanna get paid in Bitcoin from now on.” 3 Reply to this comment
…Gee, your hair smells like an old wet mop. (To an old wet mop) …I ain’t no JFK, every time I chase some tail I break my %#&@ foot. …who else do I have to fling poo at to get some respect around here? …Hmmm, wonder what Dr. Jill meant by a lobotomy being redundant. 7 Reply to this comment
I’m forming a new cabinet…I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Socialists!!!. 3 Reply to this comment
… “how long do I have to keep wearing the Biden suit? Bill didn’t have to put up with this nonsense.” 1 Reply to this comment
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
rumored to have possibly had a kernel of truth.
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
something nice about Trump.
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
covered, with a pillow, still it stopped moving. (iowahawk)
Extra helping for quoting Iowahawk. Love an Iowa body shop mechanic who can hand a so-called Nobel prize winner a PhD level intellectual thrashing.
…”They told me there would be pudding…”
…”Questions, questions, why all the questions ?”
…”Hey, take it easy, aren’t we all on the same side here?”
“Any questions about Hunter and I reply he’s the smartest guy I know, the smartest guy I know, the smartest guy I know, the smartest guy I know.”
OK, I got it now…
“Good morning, loyal brown-nosed agents of fake news . . . ”
“The nuclear code is ‘T . . . r . . . u . . . m . . . p . . . 1’, which he did”
“I’m killing 3 letter words, J-O-B-S”
“The contractors are not starting the White House basement renovation, because they say I won’t be around long enough to use it. C’mon men.”
“Where do we have all that evidence against Hillary stored?”
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
… “gosh, am I really that stupid?”
or more likely it could have been … “gosh, I am really that stupid.”
Stupid is as stupid does.
Grab ’em by the neck.
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
the same procedure for when he says something out loud.
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
Basil, not Basil.
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
Rosebud.
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
something about a duplicate key.
Biden mumbled something the media didn’t report: it was…
“I am the King of France.”
… throat warbler mangrove.
“I just watched ‘Bad Decisions: The Joe Biden Story’ on Newsmax. Spot on. What a stupid tool.”
“I wish Kamala would stop throwing banana peels all over the floor.”
Incoherent.
So… typical?
…”These executive orders are really gonna hurt the economy. I gotta tell Xi I wanna get paid in Bitcoin from now on.”
“May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?”
…Gee, your hair smells like an old wet mop. (To an old wet mop)
…I ain’t no JFK, every time I chase some tail I break my %#&@ foot.
…who else do I have to fling poo at to get some respect around here?
…Hmmm, wonder what Dr. Jill meant by a lobotomy being redundant.
I’m forming a new cabinet…I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Socialists!!!.
…authentic frontier gibberish.
… “how long do I have to keep wearing the Biden suit? Bill didn’t have to put up with this nonsense.”