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  1. “Good morning, loyal brown-nosed agents of fake news . . . ”

    “The nuclear code is ‘T . . . r . . . u . . . m . . . p . . . 1’, which he did”

    “I’m killing 3 letter words, J-O-B-S”

    “The contractors are not starting the White House basement renovation, because they say I won’t be around long enough to use it. C’mon men.”

    “Where do we have all that evidence against Hillary stored?”

  2. …Gee, your hair smells like an old wet mop. (To an old wet mop)

    …I ain’t no JFK, every time I chase some tail I break my %#&@ foot.

    …who else do I have to fling poo at to get some respect around here?

    …Hmmm, wonder what Dr. Jill meant by a lobotomy being redundant.

  3. I’m forming a new cabinet…I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Socialists!!!.

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