Straight Line of the Day: If the Historic Conquerer Had Been “Alexander the Greta,” … Posted by Oppo on 9 February 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” …
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” … we would all be speaking Farsi. 5 Reply to this comment
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” … No one would DARE. 10 Reply to this comment
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” … well that would be a fine can of worms, wouldn’t it? Reply to this comment
Top scientists, leaders, and policy advisors would all be “renewed” through the rite of Carrousel at the age of 17. 2 Reply to this comment
… Alexander would have punished the Indian warriors much more harshly, because they used war elephants (talk about a large carbon footprint!) 3 Reply to this comment
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” … …he wouldn’t have been a conquerer or historic. 1 Reply to this comment
And when Alexander the Greta looked up the breadth of her slaves she wept because there were no more souls to conquered with fear and hissy fits. 2 Reply to this comment
The Battle of the Granicus would have been the Battle of the Crayonicus. … Or Biggus Grant-icus. Reply to this comment
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” … …he would have also defeated Climate Change Reply to this comment
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” …
we would all be speaking Farsi.
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” …
No one would DARE.
Harvey Award!
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” …
well that would be a fine can of worms, wouldn’t it?
Top scientists, leaders, and policy advisors would all be “renewed” through the rite of Carrousel at the age of 17.
Tom Brady would just have received his 7th Hunger games championship ring.
… Alexander would have punished the Indian warriors much more harshly, because they used war elephants (talk about a large carbon footprint!)
We’d all be building giant wooden Dodo birds.
we’d be blaming Global Warming on lack of industrialization.
…he wouldn’t have conquered anything.
Veni, Vidi, Screechie.
Harvey Award!
That’s “Alexandra the Greta, I’m transitioning!”
… the memes would be EPIC…
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” …
…he wouldn’t have been a conquerer or historic.
And when Alexander the Greta looked up the breadth of her slaves she wept because there were no more souls to conquered with fear and hissy fits.
It depends on what your definition of “Issa” is.
She would have cut the Paris Accordian Knot.
The Battle of the Granicus would have been the Battle of the Crayonicus.
… Or Biggus Grant-icus.
Biggus Dickus.
I have a fwend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.
Welease Bawabbas.
If the historic conquerer had been “Alexander the Greta,” …
…he would have also defeated Climate Change