Straight Line of the Day: The Worst Advice You Ever Got Was… Posted by Oppo on 18 February 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The worst advice I ever got was… 1
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life son…. (It seems to work for most politicians) 4 Reply to this comment
The worst advice I ever got was… “Edsels only look like they’re sucking a lemon.” Reply to this comment
The worst advice I ever got was… taking an unpaid internship at IMAO is a great stepping stone for future success. 4 Reply to this comment
The worst advice I ever got was… the accordion is a great instrument to learn. 2 Reply to this comment
I agree…the only people on Earth that can make an accordion sound cool, are the Cajuns. 1 Reply to this comment
How to set up numerous foreign bank accounts to hide the money when it is received from the Nigerian prince 2 Reply to this comment
The worst advice I ever got was… These weren’t the droids I was looking for. “Trust me” 1 Reply to this comment
The Worst Advice You Ever Got Was… …”It’s only for 15 days to bend the curve.” 3 Reply to this comment
“Just ask Cross-Eyed Johnny for an extension. The worst thing that could happen is he says, ‘No.'” 1 Reply to this comment
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life son….
(It seems to work for most politicians)
…”Pull my finger…”
The worst advice I ever got was…
“Cheer up! Things could be worse.”
The worst advice I ever got was…
“Plastics”
The worst advice I ever got was…
“Get out and vote.”
The worst advice I ever got was…
“Betamax”
…”No, it’s not Basil, say Basil instead…”
The worst advice I ever got was…
“Edsels only look like they’re sucking a lemon.”
…”Go ahead and marry her – what could go wrong?”
You can be anything you want to be.
The worst advice I ever got was…
taking an unpaid internship at IMAO is a great stepping stone for future success.
Rumor has it that Oppo is paid 2x your salary.
He does! I’m going on strike!
The worst advice I ever got was…
“Aw c’mon, you know you can trust me.”
The worst advice I ever got was…
Emus are friendly birds.
The worst advice I ever got was…
cut the blue wire.
The worst advice I ever got was…
the accordion is a great instrument to learn.
The chicks really dig it.
There can be only one Weird Al.
Might be for Zydeco music.
I agree…the only people on Earth that can make an accordion sound cool, are the Cajuns.
I didn’t know Al Yankovic was cajun!
…”Don’t fear The Reaper” – now I only got 8 left.
You got reaped.
Don’t worry. It really is the thought that counts.
…Trust us, we’re from the government.
No worries, he fired all six shots
“You may touch my monkey.”
…Counting to 4 or even 5 is no problem before you lob that sucker…..
How to set up numerous foreign bank accounts to hide the money when it is received from the Nigerian prince
Invest in Bay City Rollers merchandise, they’re the new Beatles
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Vote Democrat.
That wasn’t advice, it was a command.
Learn to play chess, it’s a chick magnet.
…there’s money to be made building large wooden badgers.
Looks like a subcompact badger
It’s only a model.
Are those Oreo cookies on his head? They look like Oreo cookies.
The worst advice I ever got was…
These weren’t the droids I was looking for.
“Trust me”
Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs . . .
Wax off, wax on.
“Short Gamestop!”
“Let Joe Biden babysit her!”
The Worst Advice You Ever Got Was…
…”It’s only for 15 days to bend the curve.”
“Go that way as fast as you can, and if anything gets in your way, turn!”
“Of course windmills will be a reliable source of power.”
“This is Grizzly country. Carry this chili for me, and leave your gun here.”
“Just ask Cross-Eyed Johnny for an extension. The worst thing that could happen is he says, ‘No.'”
Hold my beer.