Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with colitis goes by…
With a pickle mind
We kick the nipple beer
Steady as a goat
We’re flying over trout
Ghetto down the highway
At the speed of light
All I wanna feel now
Is the wind in my eyes
Sack of monkeys in my pocket
My sister’s ready to go
ALL
Hear the engines roar now
Idiot control now
Hideous control now
Ninny on the road now
Minnie in control
Wheels on fire
Burning rubber tires
Blurry jelly rolls now
Hitting Lesley Gore now
Needy inches bow down
Pitying a poor boy
Hear the engines roar
Bees on pie
Burning rubber tires
I’ve got shoes, they’re made of plywood.
and I’m losin’ the soles.
WD-40, Kamala’s applying
It’s not drying!
You better heels up, ’cause you need a job
And you’re a lazy hyena shrew
You better heels up, ’cause you’re dumb as sand
You’d blend well if on The View
Nothing left, nothing left but sniff your ‘do
And, they’re coming to take me away ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha ha
Homebound:
I washed but I was
Homebound
Home; thoughts of escaping
Home; where my music’s playing
Home; where the whole world’s waiting
Virulently for me
Lonely days, lonely nights
Where would I be without my woman VP?
Lonely days, lonely nights
Where would I be without my woman VP?
Lonely days, lonely nights
Where would I be without my woman VP?
“… and I’m climbing a stairway… oops… oww! Oof! thud Ouch… could someone help me up, please…”
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Extra helping.
Collapso music.
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with colitis goes by…
With a pickle mind
We kick the nipple beer
Steady as a goat
We’re flying over trout
Ghetto down the highway
At the speed of light
All I wanna feel now
Is the wind in my eyes
Sack of monkeys in my pocket
My sister’s ready to go
ALL
Hear the engines roar now
Idiot control now
Hideous control now
Ninny on the road now
Minnie in control
Wheels on fire
Burning rubber tires
Blurry jelly rolls now
Hitting Lesley Gore now
Needy inches bow down
Pitying a poor boy
Hear the engines roar
Bees on pie
Burning rubber tires
IT STINKS!
Biden mangles lyrics to a popular song. Instead, he says…
Love is a many, you know, the thing.
I’m a real nowhere man, sitting in my nowhere land
My plans are given to me by nobody
I’ve got shoes, they’re made of plywood.
and I’m losin’ the soles.
WD-40, Kamala’s applying
It’s not drying!
You better heels up, ’cause you need a job
And you’re a lazy hyena shrew
You better heels up, ’cause you’re dumb as sand
You’d blend well if on The View
Nothing left, nothing left but sniff your ‘do
I did it biiiii way.
Kamala without Kamala within
Dah-do-do-do
Dah-dah-dah-dah
is all that he can say to you.
“Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except Kamala…”
“I’m your wicked Dr.Fauci
And the CDC won’t hear me
As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about…”
(He sang the Bob Marley/Wailers Burnin’ and Lootin’ perfectly, but he swears he wrote it.)
Cut loose like a douche Teen Spirit in my sights I was blinded by my likes
Excuse me while I kiss this child.
I thought he said “sniff this child.”
…when HE sings Louie Louie, it actually makes sense.
… A p3nis is a warm gun, gang bang, shoot shoot.
‘….Kamala Kamala Kamala Kamala Kamala Comedian,
You come and blow, you come and blow
And, they’re coming to take me away ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha ha
My mistake. Biden got that one right.
“A, B, C, D, E, F, Gee…gee…gee…um…aw, Gee, c’mon, man…(whispers) who am I supposed to call on next?….”
Biden mangles lyrics to a popular song. Instead, he says…
Word, word, word,
Word is the bird!
“Failings;
Nothing more than failings . . . “
Life in the Vax lane
Surely makes you lose your mind
[About Kamala, AOC, or, heck, Nancy Peolosi. . . It’s Joe.]
“Well, she used to look good to me, but now I find her
Completely Irresponsible”
♫
Oh, a germ is threat’ning
My very life today
If I don’t shelter in place
Oh yeah, I’ve got the press to face
Wuhan vaccine, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a vial full, it’s justifiable
Wuhan vaccine, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Ooh, do you perspire when sleepin’
Out on the street today?
Bern’s like a red old memory
Burns like your block matters today
Wuhan and children, it’s like a lottery
Just move that clot away
Just move that cop away
Just move that cop away
Just move the cop away
♫
♩♩♪
Homebound:
I washed but I was
Homebound
Home; thoughts of escaping
Home; where my music’s playing
Home; where the whole world’s waiting
Virulently for me
♩♩♪
…”Jose, can you see?”
-and then it gets garbled from there.
Much like it gets garbled after “We hold these truths…”
Lonely days, lonely nights
Where would I be without my woman VP?
Lonely days, lonely nights
Where would I be without my woman VP?
Lonely days, lonely nights
Where would I be without my woman VP?
Back in the US-S-SA