Other News:
No Gain of Function Foreseen: Dr. Jill Caught Between Not-Carin’ and Not-Karen
CornPop Is “Ever-Present Threat,” Biden Assures “Sucrets Service”
–> CornPop’s Story: One “Bad Dude” Who Feared Being “Put Back in Chains” in Delaware
The Bad Dude Admits He Was Mesmerized By Those Little Blonde Leg Hairs
Corn Pop admitted to being intimidated by “that shotgun-toting honky”…
“This is not a joke. You know what the Joint Chiefs told us the greatest physical threat facing America was? Corn Pop! Yeah, Corn Pop! Bet you thought I was going to say global warming!” ~ Joe Biden
Maybe Joe meant Popcorn, I hate it when they get caught between my teeth.