Pelosi: “Joe Biden is a friend of mine. And I can categorically state that he has never molested me or my daughters, or daughters-in-law, or granddaughters, or granddaughters-in-law, between the hours of one and two a.m. on multiple — I mean any occasion. You have the word of a friend of Biden.”
I’m not sure, but it sounded like someone threw a handful of ball bearings into the rear axle of a loaded dump truck. Then the lights in my house flickered and I felt a cold chill…
“Must kill babies”
I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille. >}:-D
. . . something ending with “and your little dog too”
. . . Ms. Jackson-Lee, could you move from in front of me!
… “I am full of s**t and there is nothing you can do about!” … “and your little dog too.”
“… it!”
I was going to correct it in the back end, but then I realized if was funnier as is.
Well done!
Wait a second…she’s full of s**t and your little dog too? Who does she think she is? Obama?
The same things Goebbles was saying. There are hours of footage, you know.
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”
Kriegsbringer beat you this time. Doesn’t happen often at all.
Bring me the head of Kriegsbringer!
I don’t care which one.
The same things that zombie on Star Trek was saying: the one where they hid the mouth with the microphone.
“Pelosebud”
Yeah, no one is quite sure what that means.
From Animal House:
“Fed Fight!”
Pelosi: “Joe Biden is a friend of mine. And I can categorically state that he has never molested me or my daughters, or daughters-in-law, or granddaughters, or granddaughters-in-law, between the hours of one and two a.m. on multiple — I mean any occasion. You have the word of a friend of Biden.”
There is no truth to the rumor that the NSA has dissidents killed — if Oppo continues to post after this. But he will not have killed himself.
Tragic traffic accident.
“I didn’t get a “harrumph” out of that guy! You better watch your ass!”
“Submitted for your approval…”
“Bond. Government bonds.”
“Unless, of course, you pay the Pelosis one Million dollars!” {Zoom in}
Pelosi Looks Directly Into the Camera and Says…
Nothing. Just watery cottage cheese looking drool oozing out.
“Is this thing on?”
“You’re ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille… or else…”
“Forget it Mitch, it’s Pelositown…”
Straight Line of the Day: Captured on film! Nancy Pelosi looks directly into the camera and says…by the way, we’re all communists now.
…I got your hive of scum and villainy right here. Right here. Somewhere. Where the hell is my crotch when I need it?
Captured on Film! Nancy Pelosi Looks Directly Into the Camera and Says…
…We must impeach Trump again.
I’m not sure, but it sounded like someone threw a handful of ball bearings into the rear axle of a loaded dump truck. Then the lights in my house flickered and I felt a cold chill…