Tuesday Night Open Thread: Double-O Slovenly

Classified UK Defense Documents ‘Found by Member of Public at Bus Stop’
The Epoch Times | 06/27/2021

The papers included one set of documents which discussed the potential Russian reaction to HMS Defender’s travel through Ukrainian waters off the Crimea coast on Wednesday, according to the BBC, while another laid out plans for a possible UK military presence in Afghanistan.

A member of the public, who wanted to remain anonymous, contacted the BBC when they found 50 pages of classified information in a soggy heap behind a bus stop in Kent early on Tuesday morning.

“The department takes the security of information extremely seriously and an investigation has been launched.”

“No, Mr. Bond: I expect you to stay awake and not let things drip on your papers!”

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USA! USA! Celebrate the Winners, Not the Loser

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I hope you don’t mind the trophy.
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Promise

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First Bag Lady

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Metro-Goldwyn-Meyer Edits Ending of “2001: A Space Odyssey” for Re-Release by Chinese

We’ve All Been Under a Lot of Strauss

The Seal’s Been Broken

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Straight Line of the Day: What Would a Gaia-Pride Parade Feature?

Straight Line of the Day: What would a Gaia-pride parade feature?

(Besides ticked-off gay activists looking at a miffed opportunity. No Statue of Libertines.)

Welcome to IMAO! Is It Just Possible That We Can Create Robotic Interns?

Nah.

Caption This!

Hit me with your best shot.

Try This One Weird Trick

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