The Man, As They’ve Said, Had a Way With Words

Thomas Paine, “The American Crisis,” Part 3:

“Nature, in the arrangement of mankind, has fitted some for every service in life:

Were all soldiers, all would starve and go naked, and were none soldiers, all would be slaves.

All we want to know in America is simply this, Who is for Independence, and who is not?”

Biden Comes Out Forcefully Against Falling on Your Head and Hurting It

Warns Country About Rock Climbing

Pheasant Joe Biden spoke at the Sportrock Climbing Centers on Friday, May 28, 2021, in Alexandria, Va.

“This is why,” he said in his opening remarks, without preamble, “I’m sending . . . sending the underserviced and the udder-paid, the unnerve-privileged, from dessert communities, uh, door-to-door, street by street, in this — here’s the thing — there are those who are unprepared and unexpecting this visit.”

“To stop rock claiming,” he added with a whisper. After a momentary pause, he collected his thought: ” . . . climbing.”

“Those who would accidentally fall through the cracks of the systemic — mountain passes,” he addled, “Need a hand up, not a hand . . . Whoops! That’s gonna be one,” he said to himself.

With a friendly-looking wave, he shuffled his note cards and his feet, but not his knees, and was offstage before the crowd arrived.

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Libertarian Hub | 07/22/2021 | Tyler Durden

“We have a pandemic for those who haven’t gotten the vaccination. It’s that basic, that simple,” he said. “If you’re vaccinated, you’re not going to be hospitalized. You’re not going to be in an ICU unit. And you are not going to die.”

Except 40% of UK hospital admissions are those who have been vaccinated, while Israel has had even higher numbers, and the most vaccinated countries are experiencing COVID case spikes vs. the least-vaccinated.

Meanwhile, over 6,000 people have officially died shortly after receiving the vaccine, according to the CDC.

Meanwhile, in totally unrelated news:

CDC has stopped counting every ‘breakthrough’ Covid infection in fully vaccinated people: Experts warn agency’s new method of only collecting data on patients who are hospitalized or die could miss patterns in who gets sick after their shots
Daily Mail | 05/11/2021 | Mary Kekatos

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has stopped counting every infection among people fully immunized with the COVID-19 vaccine who later tested positive for the virus.

So-called ‘breakthrough cases’ occur when people contract coronavirus at least 14 days after receiving their final dose of the vaccine.

As of April 26, 9,245 Americans out of more than 95 million fell ill with COVID-19 after being vaccinated, about 0.009 percent.

However, at the beginning of May, the CDC revealed it will no longer report all breakthroughs and instead only those that lead to hospitalization or death, as first reported by Bloomberg.

According to the CDC, nine percent of the breakthrough infections, or 835, have resulted in hospitalization and one percent, 132 people, have died.

Hmm. In a mere two months, from May to July, the number (according to the CDC) who have died after being fully immunized jumped from 132 to “over 6,000” (they’ve recently retracted their published total of more than 12,000, saying it was an “error”). Seems like Joe might have should have ought to have heard of this.

He could at least have leaned over the microphone and creepily-whispered it at the end of his statement.

FOIA Reveals Nothing

A Fredo [sic] of Information Act (FOIA) served on the Biden administration revealed that nothing is known by the administration.

Highly-qualified spokesperson Jen Psaki clarified: “Persuant to this request, we can atttest that we know nothing about anything.”

The FOIA request, submitted ex parte (on behalf of) all Americans, requested “any and all information pertaining to anything the Biden administration knows at all by experience, about anything. Literally anything: history, economics, biology, Mario cheat codes, so on..”

A lower court had remanded the case to an even lower court to clarify what “Mario cheat codes” meant.