I just got a dime bag from Hunter Biden, so I thought I’d oblige him by putting up a collection of good ol’ Russian songs from our good ol’ friends, the Russians.

But then I thought, “Nah, the check’s cleared.”

Credit where credit’s due:

A commenter called Boogieman posted this on a news site:

“The ruler of the Universe dozed lightly in his chair. After a while he played with the pencil and the paper again and was delighted when he discovered how to make a mark with the one on the other. Various noises continued outside, but he didn’t know whether they were real or not. He then talked to his table for a week to see how it would react.”

— Douglas Adams; “The Restaurant At the End of the Universe”