Tuesday Night Open Thread: Years Later, Still Worth a Chuckle

… especially since even today there will be libs saying the same thing.

Marianne Williamson: ‘I Didn’t Think the Left Lied like This’
Breitbart | 9/3/2019 | Tony Lee

Presidential candidate Marianne Williamson (D) revealed that she did not think the left was “so mean” and “lied like this” until she ran for president as an outsider candidate.

“I know this sounds naive. I didn’t think the left was so mean. I didn’t think the left lied like this,” Williamson told the New Yorker’s David Remnick in an interview. “I thought the right did that. I thought we were better.”

Williamson accused the left of lying about her use of crystals and “crystal gazing,” telling Remnick that there has “never been a crystal on stage” at any of her events and “there is no crystal” in her home.

She accused those on the left of also falsely accusing her of having told AIDS patients not to take their medicines or implying that “lovelessness” causes diseases and “love” is “enough to cure their diseases.”

“I’m Jewish, I go to the doctor,” Williamson said, ripping those on the left for labeling her as an anti-science candidate who does not believe in modern medicine.

Williamson has in recent weeks criticized the “political-media industrial complex” and warned Democrats that nominating a conventional or establishment candidate to go up against President Donald Trump in 2020 could be disastrous.

Williamson will not be at the third debate next week in Houston. Though she has met the 130,000 unique donor requirement for the second round of debates, she needs three more qualifying polls (2%) to qualify.

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Why Don’t You People Ever Spam Us?

Don’t You Have All Sorts of Free Time To Kill?

People are always sending us spam when they’re not sending us letter bombs. And not the funny Monty Python kind of either.

When they’re not, they’re thinking up more kinds of spam. Creative? Yes. They are.

Are they more creative than you? I doubt it.

Are they more successful then you, giving them more time for this kind of recreation?

I doubt that, too. Well, then again, maybe they have Biden bucks. I don’t know.

But they appear to be outnumbering you honest folks with their Biden-buck shenanigans. This may sound familiar, but let’s focus on the topic at hand.

So why are you not trying to guide us to useless sites?

Oh, sure, you post clever thoughts. But seemingly without a goal beyond that. Certainly not anything that would separate me from my money. You have to think more like a Biden, or like a spammer.

What I think Walrus would have asked, were he here today, is: where is your A-Number-One pitch? (He may have spelled it differently). Where’s my room key? What tip? And what’s your can’t-miss suggestion to get people to click on your link* — site [sic] unseen?

(*But without so many references to vaping and lingerie, if you don’t mind. Those have been done so much the server melted.)

Thanks! You won’t regret it! In English!