Thursday Night Open Thread: Hugely Engrossing Serious Incident Takes Place

Will Dominate News For Two Weeks

By Which Time You’ll Have Forgotten Today’s Discussions

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor.

Mostly Piecemeal

Supreme Court Rules That a Physical Attack on a Conservative, Like Election Fraud, Is “Not Widespread” Enough, Therefore Moot. Not Prosecutable.

I wish this were a parody.

Not That Exclusive a Club

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Washington Post: “Biden Treads the Thin Line Between Being the Greatest President of All Time and the Greatest Genius of All Time”

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World’s Smartest Chimp Attends Princeton, Drives Car

Turns Out To Be a Man Who Self-Identifies as a Chimpanzee

Court Rules That Headline Must Stay As It Is, Nevertheless

A Thousand Points of Flight

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A Movie Is Going To Be Made About Your Life … Or, … A Sermon Is Going To Be Made About Your Life. Which Would You Prefer?

Disney Sued Over “Goof Troop” Franchise

Dozens of Goofs Attend Virtual Zoom Rally

Hundreds of Thousands Unable To Log In

“We Feel We’re Being — Hyuck! — Maginalized and Are Seeking Resti-Hyuck!-tootin’!”

Democrats onboard; represent them in Congress

Straight Line of the Day: Hunter Biden Once…

Straight Line of the Day: Hunter Biden once…

Welcome to IMAO! Hey! Close the Curtains!

Cartoons and Memes.

“Now where is that Miss Welch? Miss Welch! Dangblastit! Miss Welch!”

“Here I am sir!”

“Yes you are, now where have you been?”

“Taking my vacation to trek the Himalayas. I sent in the request weeks ago and you did sign off on it.”

“I did? Well of course I did. I remember it well. Sort of. Anyway, do you have today’s Memes?”

“Yes sir I do, but first I have something to show you.”

“Well it better be good.”

“Miss Welch, that is a Yak”

“Yes sir, a Giant Nepalese Yak! He followed me home. Can we keep him?”

“Have you gotten it by the Emu?”

“Yes sir, they… seem to get along okay.”

“Oh very well. Fetch hither the Memes then.”

“Will do sir.”

Some-antics

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A Cute Observation

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