Ha Victory is mine at last! Mine, all mine! Bwahahahahahaha…
Cough, cough.
Yes, well no one guessed that all the songs were released in years ending with double digits starting in 1922 and ending in 2011.
So, I present myself with the double.
I am after you Les. I’m coming and Hell’s coming with me!
Ahem.
Here is tonight’s contest.
(2021) Lawyers throughout America and beyond were stymied on Friday when a man in Garden City, New Jersey, died of natural causes with no one to blame.
“It’s pro[bab]ly unprec[e]dented,” said one of the lawyers on the scene. “I d[on’t k]now: I’ve neve[r] h[ea]rd of anyt[h]ing like it.”
The man — 121 years old, with a history of diabetes and lung, liver, pancreatic, cystolic, diastolic, dandruff, vision, hearing, cognitive, motor, swallowing, not swallowing, inhaling, exhaling, digestive, and vibratory problems — had not come in contact with any well-financed consumer products or drugs in the days leading up to his demise.
Lawyers, legislators, loved ones, law enforcement, late-night talk shows, and lookers-on are still pursuing all possible avenues of investigation.
