Archive of entries posted on 3rd July 2021

Promoted Comment: Bob B Rocks The Cradle of Liberty

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My taxes arrived just the other day
The government insisted that I had to pay
But there’s inflation now, and I have to say
We have to find us a better way

Talkin’ heads speaking nonsense, but before I spew
I say, “gotta try something new, guys,

We gotta do something new.”

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Democrats in the White House with a senile loon,
VP Kamala hopes to take charge soon
Chickens come to roost, guys, I don’t know when,
But we’re in big trouble then…
You know we’ll have to pay big then.

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Immigration exploded just the other day
They say “Borders are open, come on, let them stay,

They’ll assimilate later…” I said “Ain’t no way,

There’s too much to do”, they said “That’s okay”

And as they run from the border, they smile like a cat.

They say
“They’re gonna vote Democrat, yeah, you know they’re voting Democrat.”

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Well we pay for their college now, we pay and pay
Demands never ceasing, I just have to say,
“I’ve got nothing left, can you give me a break?”
They shook their heads no, and continued to take
“What we’d really like now is to tax all your savings…”
“For the children, can we have them please?”

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Democrats in the White House with a senile loon,
VP Kamala hopes to take charge soon
Chickens come to roost, guys, I don’t know when,
But we’re in big trouble then…
You know we’ll have to pay big then

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I’ve long since retired, not much left put away
The tax man returned just the other day
He said, “I’d like an audit if you don’t mind”
I said, “Don’t matter ‘cause there’s nothing left to find.”
You see, progressives live to hassle, and it’s all they can do,
‘Til they’ve taken the last dime from you, guys,
In the end, they don’t have a clue…

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And as I fade with the sunset, it occurs to me
They’ll screw the whole country
No more of Old Glory…

Democrats in the White House with a senile loon,
VP Kamala hopes to take charge soon
Chickens come to roost, guys, I don’t know when,
But we’re in big trouble then…
You know we’ll have to pay big then!

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World War III Breaks Out — Facebook and Twitter Censor Mentioning Enemies By Name

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Would Violate Standards

Shots Fired

“Someone is definitely landing on our coasts, perhaps looking for a better way of life” the SoCal media giants admit, “but, as is the case with our southern border, it would be unfair and racist and, frankly, like Trump, to single out any ethnic minority, or historically deprived oppressed ethnic group, ideology, or gender(!) to blame.”

Vague president refers vaguely to vague measures to be put into practice, after some other vague parameters have been met.

Assigns VP Harris To Sort of Look Into It

Takeover of Territory Given Three Veni-cchios, Votes in Electoral College

“Well, ‘Autonomous Zones’ are nothing new,” say Seattle residents, “So why not for foreign enclaves? Is ‘enclaves’ even a correct term? Am I me? Are you you? Pooh!”

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Not Just Spam . . . World-Class Tone-Deaf Spam

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Received this today.

Which means they want a conference call on Sunday. The Fourth of July. In the morning.

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Any takers?