Would Violate Standards

Shots Fired

“Someone is definitely landing on our coasts, perhaps looking for a better way of life” the SoCal media giants admit, “but, as is the case with our southern border, it would be unfair and racist and, frankly, like Trump, to single out any ethnic minority, or historically deprived oppressed ethnic group, ideology, or gender(!) to blame.”

Vague president refers vaguely to vague measures to be put into practice, after some other vague parameters have been met.

Assigns VP Harris To Sort of Look Into It

Takeover of Territory Given Three Veni-cchios, Votes in Electoral College

“Well, ‘Autonomous Zones’ are nothing new,” say Seattle residents, “So why not for foreign enclaves? Is ‘enclaves’ even a correct term? Am I me? Are you you? Pooh!”