A Fredo [sic] of Information Act (FOIA) served on the Biden administration revealed that nothing is known by the administration.

Highly-qualified spokesperson Jen Psaki clarified: “Persuant to this request, we can atttest that we know nothing about anything.”

The FOIA request, submitted ex parte (on behalf of) all Americans, requested “any and all information pertaining to anything the Biden administration knows at all by experience, about anything. Literally anything: history, economics, biology, Mario cheat codes, so on..”

A lower court had remanded the case to an even lower court to clarify what “Mario cheat codes” meant.