My Congress critter is busy sending weekly e mails chock full of lies, consistent with someone who votes with Pelosi at least 99% of the time. I have to read them with a shovel.
Hopefully they will be enjoying the fruits of their labor. For example, they could be crammed in the wheel well of a passenger van as it speeds across a washed out border crossing road. How about a trip to their favorite closed restaurant? Or maybe they could just staycation at home answering the door each time someone knocks and offers to inject them with strange substances.
Whatever it is, I’m sure the NSA has a record that can be used against them in case they step out of line in the future.
… less damage than when they are in session…
… shoring up the crucial left-handed dog-walker vote…
Experiencing panic attacks searching for the nearest MSM camera crew
Who cares, they can stay on vacation for all I care, especially if they have a D or a RINO after their name.
… pandering, posturing, posing and pontificating…
The same thing they do every night, try to take over the world!
Most of them are more than a little “Pinky”…
My Congress critter is busy sending weekly e mails chock full of lies, consistent with someone who votes with Pelosi at least 99% of the time. I have to read them with a shovel.
They work?
…same thing as when they’re in session — poling their constituents.
Hopefully they will be enjoying the fruits of their labor. For example, they could be crammed in the wheel well of a passenger van as it speeds across a washed out border crossing road. How about a trip to their favorite closed restaurant? Or maybe they could just staycation at home answering the door each time someone knocks and offers to inject them with strange substances.
Whatever it is, I’m sure the NSA has a record that can be used against them in case they step out of line in the future.
I was going to make a smart a$$ retort to the SLOTD but alas I find I can not top Fangbeer’s actual factual report.
Day drinking, making falafel, trying out new weaves, b*tchin’ about the poor Palestinians, mastering the garbage disposal. Same old sht.
Meeting with the law firm Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe to update their 5 year grift plan.
… resetting the Kamala-becomes-President pool…
Having a strategy luncheon with Nancy and trying not to laugh as her dentures move around like tectonic plates.
Licking windows.
Joke’s on you. They use iOs 8.2
Staying far away from minorities, unless the minority is being paid under the table.
Sitting in an overstuffed arm chair, stroking a Persian cat and laughing maniacally.
The “Walrus in Vegas” question is on a diferent thread.
Picking the pockets of the public
…complaining about not getting a ‘Harumph’
Well, my thought was “not making things worse,” although y’all make me think that’s just wishful thinking.