We all know what’s obvious: since Walrus has been disappeared by the mob and left somewhere by the side of a road, ideas for TV shows have gone downhill.
They used to be called pilots, but stewardesses had their own ideas for pilots and put an end to that. Then they didn’t want to be called stewardesses. Women! Am I right?
So then we found ourselves in the modern era. All TV shows stank. If you opened up your TV Guide (remember those?), you’d find things like “Woke Wokety-Woke Island” or “My Twenty-Three Dads.” You wouldn’t tune in, nor would I. To put it mildly.
Now, however, some humorist from IMAO has turned out to be on your side. Rihar has proposed a guaranteed hit show premise:
Miniature schnauzers eating waffles, driving 60s muscle cars in a rodeo.
He said he’d watch it, which is 100% more viewers than Rachel Maddow can claim. And it’s showing tonight, Eastern/Central/Mountain time. I defy you not to be just a little Ricurious!
“A tour de-force of canine automotive breakfast pastry rodeolitry.”
“Ten thumbs up!”
-Gene Shalit, The Critics Corner
“Needs more B**bs”
-Joe Bob Briggs, Drive In Theater
I think I’d rather watch some of these…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7vib3qFxhU
“On tonight’s very special episode:
The miniature schnauzers learn a lesson in humility when they have a rodeo run-in with the Swedish Bikini Team (guest star: Joe Bob Briggs).”
Miniature schnauzers eating waffles, driving 60s muscle cars in a rodeo. Women, children, and rodeo clowns hurt the most. Details at ten.