BLOODY HELL: UK’s King Charles Reveals He’s Related to Sinister Figure From History – Dracula
U.S. Sun | 11/04/2022 | Joe MorganKing Charles is a great grandson 16 times removed of Vlad III.
He can trace his lineage through his great grandmother Queen Mary, wife of George V, to Vlad IV, the half-brother of the infamous ruler.
Straight Line of the Day: King Charles is related to Dracula. Similarly, …
Trump is related to Yosemite Sam.
Biden is a descendant of the porch-sitting banjo player from Deliverance.
…on his mother’s side. On his father’s side its Mr. Magoo.
King Charles is related to Dracula. Similarly, …
I am the King of France!
..also, I heard you invented French Dressing.
… and “the French Mistake”…
Voila!
And French Undressing, Wink*wink.
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind Basque.
King Charles is related to Dracula. Similarly, …
Nancy Pelosi is related to the Wicked Witch of the West.
Related? She is the Wicked Witch of the West. Someone drop a House (change) on her!
…at least they flipped a House on her.
… Nancy Pelosi is related to a boa constrictor – you can just see her jaw itching to unhinge every time she talks…
… penguins is practically chickens…
… Elon Musk is related to Thomas Jerome Newton…
Obscury pending
Bill Clinton is related to Satan, by marriage.
Jill Biden is related to tacky sofas and draperies.
The Emu is related to a turkey.
actually it’s Shiva.
Take that back, you fool!
…and the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
King Charles is related to Dracula. Similarly,…
…wait, nobody’s done a Fetterman/Frankenstein joke yet? I find it difficult to believe such low hanging fruit ripe for the picking has been ignored.
I think you meant to say “low hanging vegetable”.
I tried a Fetterman/Hunchback of Notre Dame meme on fb but got 6 days in jail.
Karine Jean-Pierre is related to Baghdad Bob. And Joe Isuzu. And Anthony Fauci. And Jen Psaki. And Tawana Brawley. And The View.
AOC is related to BTC…Bozo The Clown
Sam Bankman-Fried and Epstein are related..both worked in the open because of a political hands off protection strategy…we will never fully see their complete client lists…and both will have received a necktie that was a little too tight..and it wasn’t Christmas or their birthdays…
…they both suck.
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So murdering beautiful, young women comes naturally to him. Well the good news is camilla the rottweiler has always been and will always be safe.
..seanmahair..off topic but..I once heard that Camilla has a face like a bag of spanners..can’t forget that image..
I had a professor in 2004 refer to her as the “rottweiler” and I can never think of her as anything else. I was an older student and the rest of the head scratchers didn’t even catch it. A bag of spanners I like it or a blivet either way and it was so on topic, Charles is a nincompoop.