FBI Bulletin #3307: Hello Citizens.

This is your friend, the FBI, speaking.

Hello, mirthmakers.

We know you like to have a jape every now and then at our expense. {Adjusts black tie and sunglasses.} We understand that is what’s said.

Oppo, Basil, and Walrus have gone away to assist us further in our inquiries, and we will now be monitoring all japes to see if any are of Russian origin. Russians.

Please carry on. Most amusing.

Is DamnCat literally a cat, or what?

14 Comments

  1. japes??? I hate it being old and having to look up everything I don’t get! Like, were Biden’s TOP SECRET docs kept in a box with the Corvette Polish and accessible by this undocumented auto detailer! What does this have to do the JAPES…I’m old. Don’t ask me. There was a blank space that needed filling.

  2. Listen Fed…OPPO, Basil and Walrus were taken from us and each had ten toenails. If they are not safely returned..with all thirty toenails intact…you will have activated our resistance to your FBI/WEF Cabal. We will unite as one,standing behind our flag of the stolen Toenail..and yes …it’s not a sickle..it’s a toenail..harm them at your peril..

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