The Morning Briefing: The Eco/Green Weirdos Need Some Tough Love
PJ Media | 17 Feb 2023 | Stephen KruiserAccording to the Washington Examiner, the Department of the Interior’s U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is offering eco-grief training to employees who are struggling with climate and ecological issues. During the training, participants will be able to define their eco-grief and be given a chance to examine their emotions and tools to cope. The training is currently available in the Southwest region.
Straight Line of the Day: How can we help the Fish & Wildlife Service with its eco-grief?
Good grief!
Just bring in Charlie Brown for the spokesperson.
With catchy PSA’s like “Let Go my ECO”
…make sure they understand that Hookers and Blow are part of the ‘Wildlife Service.’
In my neck of the woods, they just had an IPA tasting room open up right next door..,
How can we help the Fish & Wildlife Service with its eco-grief?
Help? They must be mercilessly mocked.
Get your stuff together
Stop your friggin whining
Quit being such a pansy
Put your big-boy pants on
Cowboy up, for Lord’s sake
And other colorful shaming statements that likely would not get past the monitors.
How’s that for starters?
You forgot….
“Ya jackwagon!”
Send them on a nice vacation – like maybe a hunting trip.
A new career with less stress. Quality Control at a marshmallow factory?
… I think we all know the answer to that question.
Take them down to a river, and say out loud “Stupid Fish!”. Then look at the person and say “You know why there’s no fish crying but you are? Cuz the fish is more emotionally mature.” Then hit them in the head with a rock until they stop flopping around, uh, the fish that is.
I’m sorry boss but it’s too sunny and hot out today due to climate change…I know, it’s destroying us all..my doctor fully understands climate and its effects so I am to take one week off..I’ll be in Arizona camping in the desert..
I’ve always preferred the George S. Patton method when dealing with this type of fatigue.