Shop teacher tried that one out on me in 8th grade. A “Discombobulated Fratastat”. Yup.
Similar to the Scoutmaster’s “Left Handed Smoke Shifter” and the flight instructor’s “Propwash”.
I hope y’all are handy with patent law, cuz you got somethin’ comin your way. My company dropped that biscuit months ago. Or… you could send over an intern and we can hash out some sort of licensing agreement.
It is the baseplate for Hunter Bidens latest laptop locking system. The laptop goes in, the top plate goes on and six locking nuts get torqued on. The secure package is then stored in a room, overseen throughout the night by two heavily armed FBI agents that are there on their own time, unpaid because they just like the Biden family….not gonna happen again….
Jackpot! We’re all gonna be rollin’ in tuna!
Is that the whatchamacallit that makes the thingamajiggers?
Yes, but not on Mondays.
Looks like a machining fixture, with a no-mar rubber pad and a cork protective insert. I’ve made more complex tooling without coffee…
But it cost us years, millions of dollars, and hundreds of lives!
Y’all must be with the gov’mint…
It’s an original flux capacitor..I’m kinda blown away.
Shop teacher tried that one out on me in 8th grade. A “Discombobulated Fratastat”. Yup.
Similar to the Scoutmaster’s “Left Handed Smoke Shifter” and the flight instructor’s “Propwash”.
Quick! Bring a large bucket of steam and the spray-on bulkhead remover!
I hope y’all are handy with patent law, cuz you got somethin’ comin your way. My company dropped that biscuit months ago. Or… you could send over an intern and we can hash out some sort of licensing agreement.
Interns. Is there anything they can’t work out?
Well I have this persistent kink.
Is this the thing that sits next to the “Send Thugs” button?
It is the baseplate for Hunter Bidens latest laptop locking system. The laptop goes in, the top plate goes on and six locking nuts get torqued on. The secure package is then stored in a room, overseen throughout the night by two heavily armed FBI agents that are there on their own time, unpaid because they just like the Biden family….not gonna happen again….
Glad to see that IMAO hasn’t shut the door on innovation.
Send the thugs! (Boilerplate response to everything.)