Coinciding with Earth Hour and Alpha Proxima Day, I declare this “Human Achievement Week” on the theory that the best response to uncivilized barbarians trying to drag you into the dark ages is a disproportionate response.
Let’s kick it off with a brief review of what Man has done so far to lift himself out of the lightless world the hippies want to drag us back into.
Note that it starts with fire.
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As Howard Roark said:
“Thousands of years ago, the first man discovered how to make fire. He was probably burned at the stake he had taught his brothers to light. He was considered an evildoer who had dealt with a demon mankind dreaded. But thereafter men had fire to keep them warm, to cook their food, to light their caves. He had left them a gift they had not conceived and he had lifted darkness off the earth.”
The very idea of “Human Achievement” is threatening to all the people who create nothing.
Our so called civilization is now based on “safety nets” for all the stupid millions (billions?) who are too lazy to take care of themselves.
And the U.S. Government has become nothing but a giant check writing machine in the twilight of The Age of Reason.
So, I learned that chess was actually invented before dice, and both were invented a long time before Oedipus. I shudder to think what kind of kind of complexes the ancients had before we invented Oedipus.
When was this earth hour? Did I miss it? Did gaia die because I forgort to turn out my lights? Thats what I was supposed to do right?
Smoking a furry creature over hickory counts as saving theplanet right?
Hippies make horrible speed bumps for the first couple of trips.
Punching a hippie into unconsciousness counts as turning out his lights right?
Dang all this tree huggin crud is so confusing. Guess I am not as smirt asone of them thar democrats.
Thousands of years ago, the first man discovered how to make flour. Then, some PETA hippie threw flour on Kim Kardashian.
My nomination for excellence during “Human Achievement Week” is rice and beans. Mix in some homemade salsa for extra effect. I love the human achievement of the day off.
There I was plunking down my Walmart gift card to follow up on the regime’s curly fry, low flush, Bam bulb mandate
and suddenly comes orders from some moon snatcher in California to shut off the light and be content to remain in the dark.
I’m trying to be good and all I can do is curse the dark!
If we’re nominating for “Human Achievement Week” just forget the wheel…forget fire.
It’s Pay-At-the Pump!
The greatest human achievement has got to be bacon.
Prometheus gave fire to mankind, and got chained to a rock by the gods for it, who then sent a giant vulture to eat his liver every day for good measure.
Our whole civilization is based on burning things to generate power, and the ‘gods’ still don’t like it.
That’s why they’re trying to chain us to ‘green energy’, and sent us Al Gore.